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crackymckrackin

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  1. If we are making up shit I got one for you. Marlboro packs are a nod to phillip morris's ties to the kkk. There are three k's on the box and two hooded figures hidden between the horses legs carrying a banner. They recently removed the text on the banner.
  2. Steers and queers? You ever listen to primus or watch full metal jacket?
  3. I'm here but I have horns.
  4. Somebody is old, Montgomery Ward? Reminds me of Otasco.
  5. That was a job site I was trying to get to. If it floods at my house you would see animals lined up 2 x 2 entering an ark.
  6. Needed one. The water was up to the door on the truck so I went back home and grabbed the jeep. Water was higher. It was over a foot deep in that portable toilet.
  7. This was my day.
  8. Yes, and we have none of those here.
  9. Texas Roadhouse Perkins Denny's
  10. Dollar General sells the same cookies year round.
  11. ARRIVING!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT IT'S ROLLING AWAY!!!!
  12. In the tire?
  13. The back of a vw bug.
  14. Im bringing a peanut butter pie and i have no idea how to get in touch with a hammer then take it outside and set the pieces on fire in a minute to get the rest of those hung up so no one will ever see them in my lap today.
  15. I think if I can dig up some money @katt_goddess should have to write at minimum a 10 page essay on the benifits of taint moisturizing.
  16. Skip laundry day, turn it wrong side out and wear it. If it smells just throw it in the dryer.
  17. Are there other ways to donate? I hate paypal.
  18. I would have to stand on my knees and duck down.
  19. I wasn't even looking for it and just stumbled on it in the weird part.
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