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Bring em on.

Good luck.

I forget that I have two pairs of glasses until someone makes a thread. I should wear them more.

My house has been finished for two years. I still have to do all the crown mold, jetted tub tile backsplash, kitchen tile backsplash, concrete the driveway and finish my yard work. Oh yeah and put shutters up around the windows. Some day I'm going to add a shower to the bathroom in the garage.......that's it......someday.

Screw schedules, Leeroy Jenkins that shit! Leave it up to the city and utility companies to fuck up any kind of schedule you have. I waited 6 hours for an inspection Wednesday because the receptionist didn't want to bother the inspector.

Yes, the answer is always yes.

He wants to do your mom.

Onto or into?

You do, it's in the shop behind the home made band saw.

I look at everyone's profiles out of spite.

You forgot mustang, iPhone screen replacement duct tape.

This, my entire wedding cost 200 dollars. Wedding and reception was all at the same place. The wedding was 10 minutes long, the reception was an hour and the honeymoon was 22 years.

Also ads for single hot k-pop girls in your area?

Time to break out the black makeup and purple hair dye.

It's a common theme around here.

What did Thomas the train say after he was decommissioned and scrapped for parts? Nothing, he was dead.

Her cat loves my voice for some reason.

How not to summon a demon lord. Katt will love it.

That's pretty much it. Eggs with salsa spread all over them. Salsa is for chips and tortillas.

Are gross. Fight me.

Did Junkyard Dog make it?

I'd club you.

I have no idea. People have thrown out names but I can't remember them.

We don't accept checks sir.

I always ask if they want my regular rate, friend rate or the family rate. I charge regular price for the regular rate, double for friends and triple for family.