KreiaDidNothingWrong

Why do I pee blood after sex

Because you’re gonna have keys in your pocket and some cop in a silly hat is gonna blow his whistle and ask if you have a key license

But a giant ass warehouse fan take a picture of it and write “no you arent” hand everyone who says it a copy

Why are you here instead of raw dogging

That’s my favorite Billie Eilish song

Legalize drugs

There isn’t a real me.

Is it more intimidating the older you get? Like is there a fear that you’ll be unimpressive because it seems that everyone around you is experienced?

I saw Jesus at a grocery store in Jerusalem yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him to turn my water into wine or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen loaves of bread in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the loaves and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any Satanic infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each loaf and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

No fighting Only seeing who wins in a piss boofing contest

I removed all my ribs so I could eat my own ass

You should put one in your own butt to flex on them

I’ll be on discord this weekend be there or be rectangle

Quack

What the fuck lmao

They build cool things

I’m not a fruititarian because I don’t want diabetes david Wolfe stop

Exactly. There is eating right, so that you actually feel like you’ve eaten as opposed to just empty calories, but people who spout the paleo meme when we don’t even know what it was or tell you you’ll lose 30lbs if you stand on your head and drink water upside down for a month or whatever other nonsense are full of shit

A pound is 3500 calories. How many do you need to take in to maintain yourself? Unless you’re pretty active it’s not that many. I can make it on 1400 a day. Unless I’m practicing muh martial arts and then I’ll kick it up to 1800 or so. Its just using what you take in and working off stored up stuff. Don’t fall for memes and fad diets. I was taking in about 2000 a day. I cut out 600. Combined with exercise I lost 12lbs pretty fast tbh. My rate of loss slowed after that but it’s still going.

True

I’m not actually sure that it would unless there had been some sort of hormonal reason for lack of growth rather than just genetics. Transitioning is just forcing puberty pt. 2

Boobs will happen on their own because of meds. Debt is manageable. The other two idk about

Once they get big enough I promise I’ll go through a month of attention whoring with cleavageposting