KreiaDidNothingWrong

White people say white people age like milk but you wouldn’t if you actually drank water and used sunscreen and seasoned your food

Too late I am dead now

Wanna be my race team’s mascot? We’re gonna drift and powerslide down mountains. Not to be the very best, but for the thrill

DORIFTUUUUU

I’ve gotta deliver this tofu down the mountain quick so I need my speedy speed boy to handle well

Sometimes when I pee it comes out solid like poop do I have cancer

Lmao imagine working for the state

Oh they definitely would though. It’s why NASCAR arguably died with Dale. As boring as you think it was with him, it’s worse without.

Pay for me to get coilovers for my shitbox

You gotta change it up for the novelty

Eh idk. It works for magazine articles but I think the stakes are a huge part of the experience for people. Something like drag racing it might not matter a ton but things like endurance racing and drifting wouldn’t be the same.

There’s actually a pretty good Youtube doc about why Dale Earnhardt’s career was essentially the peak of nascar and it kinda goes along with my post about there being no stakes. It’s too safe now. Plus there isn’t some guy who looks like super Mario bumping cars and battling his inability to complete a specific course.

Venmo me $800 through a third party just for the sheer novelty

Because it would be boring as fuck. Okay so your Boogetty does better than the newest Ferroomroom if everything goes according to plan, but there’s no character. There’s no unique, split decision making like there is with a driver. There aren’t any stakes. People like racing because someone is putting themselves extremely close to death just for the sheer thrill. Not just because car can go fast.

WHY THIS EXIST

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Yeah we give each other shit all the time OP, don’t read too far into it

Why does it bother you so much?

Time to amputate

Sleep

You don’t seem Juche. I’m trying to pin what type of Communist you’d be

You would know, Trot

The God of the Drift, our lord and savior the AE86 Trueno

Packard is in a Union so I’m going to start calling him a Communist

You gotta have a license for everything by order of the crown