GuyBeardmane

Anything quick and non-self inflicted.

Nah, not even boobs. Just puppies, pillows, music, and drugs.

I just want to lie in a room full of pillows, take some ecstasy, listen to "Hook" by Blues Traveler, and cuddle with puppies.

I try to do the eye region thing. Like the eyebrows or the nose or the space right between the eyes if I'm gonna hardcore focus.

I prefer the barky and snuggly alarm clock part. Layla and Ebony were always good about letting me know they were ready to get up. I miss my babies.

Fun Facts: I'm about 15 years past my prime and I wake up daily regretting that I've woken up at all.

It's true.

- that Fiona and me do it in his van every Sunday - she lies about her church attendance - she fellates me

Upon reading the thread title I was going to comment about games where Link is the protagonist, but after reading the front and back covers I'm almost certain that's what the author meant.

Boobs.

Oh thank god

Yeah, something like that.

Daww kitty kissies 😍

I was trying to come up with a perverted way to imply that I wanted to give cunnilingus to a black woman but can't find the correct order of words to get the joke out. Just don't do black face. Period. Also I'm a horndog and would like women to sit on my face. Any race is good. Okay bye.

It's called a dik dik.

Yeah, I played on Normal/Casual, and I bought the DLC so I played the EXPonential Growth level over and over again to get everyone OP af. It's a solid game, but pretty short. 26 chapter battles, but some additional paralogues and some random battles that pop up now and then. It lets you save your Renown at the end so you can effectively do New Game Plus afterward, but probably have to relevel everyone. My goal is to have Robin marry EVERYONE.

What is your sammich of choice at Subway?

I know a high quality dik pic when I see one.

Def number 3.

Pretty good game. I think I still prefer Fire Emblem Warriors, though, just because I like the Dynasty Warriors games. But it's a good tactical RPG.

All I know is I really want to hear a mashup of Crazy Train and My Hero.