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GuyBeardmane

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  1. I mean if they wanted to play up how edgy the adult swim is, they could've just run headlines about the Mulan McNugget sauce.
  2. No. I think it's just a bizarro thing. Like dude is legit a bizarro version of me and I hate it and don't want to be around him or deal with him ever.
  3. It's not a conspiracy, I just don't like being bothered by one particular person at work who makes it a point to bother me when I can't get away.
  4. Go fuck yourself. Or alternatively, have a good night! You can pick the sentence that you feel would be the most appropriate in this scenario.
  5. What is this, an interrogation? I kid it's store bought. I mean the bread and cheese and meats. I know how to make a sammich though.
  6. That's some ol bullshit.
  7. Chicken and turkey with cheddar and Colby jack cheese.
  8. I looked up information on student loan forgiveness last night. If you've made 120 payments and are currently actively employed, you can apply for it.
  9. I am in! I want to be Neko's secret Santa so I can send myself to give smooches 😘😘😘
  10. Still have another 7 years before it rolls off my credit entirely, but still. Victory is sweet.
  11. Been in debt so long that it's now time-barred and the debtor can't sue to collect nor can they attempt to garnish my wages. 😎
  12. IT'S AFTER THANKSGIVING I'M READY FOR SANTA PAIRINGS
  13. Nah, man, they subcontract the cleaning crew. I ain't doin that to those folks. I'll just shit all over the manager's desk instead.
  14. Because some people celebrate Thanksgiving by running into tech issues doing their online homework. Also because I don't get paid off holidays until I've been here three years. But anyway they have brought in Cracker Barrel catering for Thanksgiving for those of us who are working. But they did not get any pie. No pumpkin pie, no pecan pie, no cheesecake. Not a single dessert. This day is bullshit.
  15. I don't think it counts if they were in a yoga class.
  16. Yeah, like those. Maybe not as fuzzy.
  17. 😘 See I'm choosing to read that as an invitation for sexual congress as I am a perv.
  18. I've read that it's good to expose your crotch to the sun because you get like a turbo-dose of Vitamin D or something. Still not gonna do it, but it's something I've read.
  19. With a thick sole.
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