Doom Metal Alchemist

If you ever say, "It's the dog or me" I will immediately throw you out on your ass and slam the door.

New, but not improved?

Even around here in my part of Cali it's about $4.10. Though that's just at the one Chevron I always go to, don't know about the average.

What if you post toe pic memees?

But what were they going to do, just admit there's nothing they could do in the event of an earthquake?

Basically the same idea. Get trapped under a bunch of rubble, we got our snacks.

Heh, maybe it was just my school. I don't know.

I still think that.

True. Also true. I definitely remember getting under the desk for the earthquake drills. I also remember our parents packing us big ass "earthquake bags" of snacks at the beginning of the year, to be stored in the classroom in case an earthquake ruins the building and traps us. Which never happened and at the end of every year we'd open our earthquake bags in class and all pig out.

Franch onion soup.

I remember that and I believe I was involved in it quite a bit.

Franch's Mustard.

*checks calendar* Hey, today isn't April 1st. I declare shenanigans!

So I guess it goes from 24:00 to 00:01?

I thought there was no 24:00. I thought it went from 23:59 to 00:00. At least that's how the clocks at my job work.

How do you say midnight in military time? "Oh-oh hundred hours"?

That sucks. I really liked his Comedy Central special way back when.

I relate to this way too hard.