Doom Metal Alchemist

That sucks. It was a good show.

idk my bff jill?

Happy birthday!

I will never understand people who dip their pizza in ranch.

The beginnings of Skynet...

Since you are are/were into blues, do you know any artists known for doing the type of slide guitar songs that movies/TV use for soundtrack to desolate wasteland scenes? For example:

I was a big fan of VH1 back when I was in high school. As far as the videos were concerned I only cared about what they showed on The Rock Show, but they 100% responsible for getting me into Iron Maiden, if not more bands. Other than The Rock Show, my taste in music was partly shaped by shows such as Legends and Behind the Music (oddly enough it was the Megadeth episode that got me into Judas Priest). Another mini-series they did that shaped my musical taste was The Top 100 Greatest Hard Rock Artists of All Time. Other than all that, I was a fan of the I love the [decade] shows.

@scoobdog are you a mod now?

What a ridiculous question.

You dumb motherfucker.

Those are nice tits, alright.

I don't know what's happening, but I love it.

Did you step outside the baseline?

I'm going to assume that was when luuv died. Wait, no, that's stupid.

65% tip.

For real though, who are these guys?

I like how Jordan Peele is choosing his movie titles like their memes.

Also also, if this is a thing, I'll eat my hat. "Oh yeah, I'm a server in a restaurant, which is notoriously one of the lowest paying jobs in the entire western world, as well as one of the most frustrating dealing with entitled assholes all day, but don't patronize me with your fucking change." Also also also, don't the servers have to split the tips with the kitchen workers? No one would be insulted by change if they have to split the tips multiple ways.

According to Philip J. Fry, Bender knows how to make Ice Cream Soup. If we're assuming there's actually such thing as ice cream soup, then it is a bowl of melted ice cream. Also shakes aren't completely melted. Ice cream soup is like you got yourself a bowl of ice cream then let it sit for a half hour before you touch it. Or put it in the microwave long enough to have the same consistency as milk (which shakes are thicker than). Round up the tip. I think the only thing that would make me not tip is if I've been sitting for like 20 minutes after I've been seated and I still haven't been brought a menu or a drink, or if it has been 20 minutes since I've been brought the menu and the server hasn't come to take my order yet. Oh, and also, 200 HUNDRED DOLLAHS FOR A TIP CALCULATUH!

ATOMIC SUPERMEN

Personally I think it's a breath of fresh air from the norm of what AS has been for the past 20 years. Maybe it's just because I'm (much) older now, but pushing the envelope of good taste just for the sake of it doesn't do it for me anymore.

I prefer "The pool."

I'm remembering Butters describing the male orgasm as the penis "sneezes milk"

I just want to know what conceptually is supposed to be the difference between Free For All and General Discussion? By the time Pat has sorted everything out, hopefully by the end of the week, I expect one of those two to be gone. Whichever one, doesn't matter to me.