Doom Metal Alchemist

In the article in the OP it states they die because they mate in the water where they use too much energy and drown.

Is that the time zone they use in hell?

This one's for you, buddy.

So that begs the question, why didn't they just mate on land?

Did he have any inkling he'd be on money?

Truths. Same story with everyone loving bacon.

It's so true.

Metallica will always have a special place in my heart, but this is funny:

Legal teenage hottie though, right?

So, uh..... what's this off-topic 2.0 Toonami subheading? Am I supposed to not be able to access it, or is it just a glitch that it gives an error? Is it a club I haven't figured out how to join? If you just haven't bothered to open it up yet, when will it be open?

......Does Sponges have a story about a drug cartel too? Am I missing something?

@Odd Man Rush this one's for you:

If the cop genuinely believes "just plead not guilty and you'll be fine," I have to wonder why he even bothered to stop you.

And the rest of that thought is "and it's actually not so bad"?