Doom Metal Alchemist

Dried plum. I didn't know it was just the powder that was the li hing mui.

I'm just saying, it's completely in the realm of possibility his interest in you isn't just to scam you.

Maybe he doesn't want to be your friend, but maybe he does want to nail you. 😝 He might find non-Arabs exotic.

Wasn't expecting that.... have fun! There's a pretty cool metal band from Egypt called Riverwood.... maybe you can catch a gig.

Never had a filet o fish, but the combination of cheese with fish sounds nasty as all fuck.

Set off the air RAID siren.

"Oh I see, running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to ya! I'll bite your legs off!" "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

My dad is from Hawaii and he loves the stuff (which is how I came to try it) so I'll just give it to him. 😆

In my time zone it is still my birthday, so you are not late. 😄

Thanks guys!

Happy birthday! 🎂 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

She maybe trying to garner a little sympathy for her son so he doesn't get killed.

Duuuuuuuuude..... ThatOneGuy, remember that episode of Home Movies where McGuirk tries to be the soccer comedian? You can be the IT comedian. Course it might be hard to write good IT jokes understandable to the layman....

Nah, they just take issue with me saying it's dumber than COVID, which what I actually said is I personally didn't experience anything dumber due to covid..... I endured no COVID tragedies, only masks, and social distancing..... didn't even experience being unemployed/furloughed..... Didn't say anyone else didn't experience anything dumber due to covid. Not exactly an assembly line, but close enough I guess. They're mandating it soon. I think it sucks and is not needed.

Finding work safety shoes that actually fit has got to be the dumbest experience I've ever had, and yes that includes literally everything COVID-19 related.

Good point.

Provided you're ok with the risk of being asked if you have any change, it would probably be best to go up to them and ask them if they need help back into their wheelchair. Because I think you're right in that calling 911 would be more trouble for them if they are ok and just chilling.

Have you ever had li hing mui? That shit's disgusting.

Last night at work I was right up close to a co-worker who slipped and fell and almost hit his head on a metal conveyer. Luckily he was ok, but goddamn it was unsettling just for me to see. That could've ended up a whole lot worse than it did. Definitely wasn't funny.

This is the unintentionally funniest post I've read here in a long while.