Doom Metal Alchemist

Oof.

Everyone's got to start somewhere. Does he have an uncle or cousin or something that would be willing to practice with him?

These are weird poll choices. No chocolate. Not even Reese's which the Internet seems to like as much as it likes bacon. My answer is peanut butter Snickers.

"I bet I can go to the bathroom and eat nachos at the same time!" - newly human Bender.

Boy do I relate to this one.

Are you watching it on your phone, or watching in on a TV in the ER? If the latter, I'd say it's probably a setting on the TV for the benefit of the patients who can't see the TV very well (your guess of being for the benefit of the blind is also a good one). I frequently watch Bob's Burgers on AS and have never encountered this.

EDIT: Caption that was supposed to go with this: "...and then at the END of the CD, there would be a SECRET song not listed on the LINER notes..."

Turned your sarcastic sentence into a genuine opinion of yours. This is why no one takes you seriously.

Pink, orange, yellow.

He needs Gene Belcher.

I didn't know they could even FIT in a car.

"cheak" in?

Eh.... the caption said "li hing mui cakes."

Happy birthday! It was infinitely easier to find pics of li hing mui cakes than I thought it would be. 😆