Doom Metal Alchemist

My work week is Sunday through Wednesday. Thursdays are great. 😄

Thursdays are great.

It's a Monty Python reference... is there anything beyond that?

I first learned it on Office 95, which I believe was the very last version that if you wanted to use any formula, you had to click into a cell, type the equals sign, and write the formula yourself.

Seriously though, is that that fake Twitter you like to post?

So much for "wholesome Christian family values."

How in the fuck in the year 2022 does Trump make a "presidential" announcement?

"I'm downloading porn at 14 kbps here." - Carl

AT THE SAME TIME

It's a lot easier to glance up at a digital clock from bed than it is to pick up my phone and hold it close to my blind ass face.

That guy is that blind dog's seeing-eye-human.

Bernie Sanders writes for Fox News? What is even going on anymore?

Trump: "The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

I actually have a feeling that these go-fundmes for Kanye are just doing it as a joke trying to see how gullible his fanbase is. Just because you STARTED the gofundme, doesn't mean you actually have to contribute money to it, right?

Agree to disagree. But how about this: How is voting third party any more of a wasted vote than not voting at all?

Read my edit.

If you're 100% fed up by both Democrats and Republicans, why not find a third party to support? I'm nearing that point myself. The more that people who have lost all hope in the two major parties start voting third party, third parties can start gaining traction. I don't know where the whole "voting third party is throwing your vote away," came from, but it seems like a self fulfilling prophecy. Everyone believes it just because everyone believes it. If everyone who didn't vote as a manner of protest found a third party to support, as well as people who begrudgingly vote for "the lesser of two evils" weren't actually fully invested in the idea that voting third party is throwing your vote away, I think our government would be in a much better place.

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