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    I have always had tiny feet, hands, and head.
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    I was not gimpy
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    I can't imagine typing something really long on a phone. Don't you have a computer?
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    Disproportionate in what way?
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    I think part of it was I just naturally look like that, but also my glasses and zits didn't help.
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    From the article: As a breast fetishist, this is the greatest news I've ever read. It's even more awesome that it's #1.
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    I'm not going to post one, but I looked like a total nerd.
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    I have a REALLY hard time getting out of bed, especially on less sleep. So if I would get like 5 hours of sleep or less, I'll probably just stay up all night rather than go to bed.
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    Mike Tyson Mysteries. Maybe not underrated by critics, but I never see/hear anybody talk about it.
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    I do. At least I'm not buying cassettes though, right?
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    Shut that shit off, viper, I want to listen to the new CDs that I just got today.
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    #mymommagotmeguitarlessonswhichworkedoutgreatformesothere
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    Wasn't there a whole rhyme saying that no weather stops the mail man from delivering mail?
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    Epic power metal, though I guess that was never that popular to begin with.
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    Become a professional musician, if that counts as irresponsible.
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    I don't even know what the fuck all but like 2 even mean.
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    Booger King Crack in the Box WackDonald's Hard-on's 5 Guys 1 Cup
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    The devil went down to Georgia and he was looking for a soul to steal...
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    Maybe to keep the waitresses happy, since they have to dress so skimpily.
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    I honestly can't believe someone didn't already say it before me.
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    Dick.
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    For mainstream rock, 1990 - 1995 was pretty good, 1996-1999 was, as far as I'm concerned, the worst period in the history of mainstream rock music.
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    Ukrainian
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