Doom Metal Alchemist

Hasn't happened yet. All throughout my teens I was unpopular, was really shy, and had low self esteem, so I basically didn't even try. When I started college, I was still really shy and didn't do anything social, but I did ask out a few girls, but they either said no or shit happened. And that's the story for the majority of women I've asked out. There was one woman a mutual friend set me up with, but I wasn't physically attracted to her, and I wasn't ready to be with someone I wasn't physically attracted to.

molarbear[/member] this thread is supposed to be about ballads. :

I don't have such a bleak outlook on life, but that made me laugh.

In the summer, the lowest temp will be 120. You'll be hating global warming then.

Homo Sapiens, yup.

I thouht Bouvre[/member] is gay.

There was one I like more than Canada Dry, I think its called Schwepps or something.

First he's on the giving end, which lands him in prison, then he's on the receiving end.

I know, but I've never had homemade waffles, so I wouldn't know where to put them in the equation. So I just left them out.

With you it's more like the Rapening.

Restaurant waffles > pancakes > frozen waffles.

Yeah I thought it was funny she kept chasing him out the elevator.

Does it even matter? They're cupcakes!

Probably my all time favorite non-metal band. Jim Morrison had a great voice, and Ray Manzarek was a great keyboardist.

Absolutely! Canceled way too soon.

And twice as many bits as a float! I think. ???

I wouldn't put it past him to cut off his own right hand and keep it in his medicine cabinet.

Well you're vegan so, duh.

That guy looks so much like Dana Carvey.

THANK you. I thought I was the only one with that opinion. All you crazy fuckers looking at porn on your phone, in the old TGP days you probably jacked off to the thumbnails rather than clicking them for the full sized pics. >

Calvin and Hobbes The Far Side Garfield Fox Trot Pearls Before Swine Bloom County Dilbert Zits I used to love the funnies.

Tonight is leftover barbecued hamburgers from a couple nights ago.

Sorry about your ass pandaka, no more buttsex for you! Get well soon!

Procrastinating doing my homework.