Doom Metal Alchemist

It's going to be 867-5309.

To this day... When ever I get fed mixed vegetables with peas in them, I have to separate the peas out with my fork because I refuse to eat them. After all the peas are separated, I eat the rest normally. The peas get put down the sink when I am done. When I was very little I ate pizza upside down, so the cheese and toppings were on my tongue. I don't know if this is weird, but I eat cookies with the top on my tongue too. That side of the cookie is just more appetizing to me. I also don't know if this is weird, but when I eat meat with a knife and fork, I use the "British method" of eating as I cut. I will have the fork in my left (non-dominant) hand, pick up a piece of meat, stick it in my mouth, the fork still in my left hand and in the cutting position, and while I was chewing continue to cut, and repeat until all the meat is cut up. Then once I have all my meat cut up, I'll put the fork in my right hand and eat the "American" way. I used to suck on a lot of non-hard candies until they would dissolve in my mouth instead of chewing them. Stuff like Sweet Tarts, Hershey Kisses, M&Ms... The following I got from my dad when I was a kid: I would put Ruffles potato chips inside my tuna fish sandwiches. And inspired by that, I used to put french fries inside of my McDonald's chicken sandwiches.

Instead of "DUH-dun, DUH-dun, DUH-dun," it goes "duh-DUN, duh-DUN, duh-DUN."

You know what's infinitely less user friendly than imgur? Photobucket.

Did they name their group after the fictional town Rocko's Modern Life takes place in? >

I have always had tiny feet, hands, and head.

I was not gimpy

I can't imagine typing something really long on a phone. Don't you have a computer?

Disproportionate in what way?

I think part of it was I just naturally look like that, but also my glasses and zits didn't help.

From the article: As a breast fetishist, this is the greatest news I've ever read. It's even more awesome that it's #1.

I'm not going to post one, but I looked like a total nerd.

I have a REALLY hard time getting out of bed, especially on less sleep. So if I would get like 5 hours of sleep or less, I'll probably just stay up all night rather than go to bed.

Mike Tyson Mysteries. Maybe not underrated by critics, but I never see/hear anybody talk about it.

I do. At least I'm not buying cassettes though, right?

Shut that shit off, viper, I want to listen to the new CDs that I just got today.

#mymommagotmeguitarlessonswhichworkedoutgreatformesothere

Wasn't there a whole rhyme saying that no weather stops the mail man from delivering mail?

Epic power metal, though I guess that was never that popular to begin with.

Become a professional musician, if that counts as irresponsible.

I don't even know what the fuck all but like 2 even mean.

Booger King Crack in the Box WackDonald's Hard-on's 5 Guys 1 Cup

The devil went down to Georgia and he was looking for a soul to steal...