Doom Metal Alchemist

Pretty much this. Luuv's guidelines aren't Turner Legal's guidelines. Shout outs are not banned here!

So THAT'S why people watch porn on their phones! >

I thought you were gonna say "And when ever are you going to scare zeni away from here?"

The thread died, and you bumped it with just "#bettathanyomama". With this and the science thread it really does look like you're proud of yourself and not your daughter. Patting yourself on the back for her accomplishments is disgusting.

That's a Mega Man character? What the fuck happened to Mega Man since I was a kid?

Doom to the rescue!

No lie, one time when I was sitting in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, some old guy walked up to me and said "Please give me cigarettes." I don't even smoke. S:

Good god, even I can give you a better answer, and that's saying something.

She can draw people better than i can. On a related note, does anyone else think that yellow drawing at the bottom of the first pic looks like the golden jewel encrusted turd Roger shat out on American Dad? I seriously don't know what else it could be.

Reading that article, it seems in Virginia you must get written consent to wear a mask at a costume party to avoid felony charges.

I need that power.

Nah, I just meant that I thought it odd that Vamped was interested in a show with bloody anal impaling, but a little partial nudity is too much of a turn off.

I've been there, man. One time I had to call my dad to pick me up after my night class because I was too tired to drive.

The fuck do you mean your mom won't let you? YOU'RE the child's parent, not her, it's YOUR responsibility and YOUR decision, not your mother's.

Bloody impalement up the ass is fine, but a little partial nudity is going too far?

This ticks off so many fetishes. Threesomes, interracial, t-girls, oreo (is that a fetish? I dunno), big tits, bbw

You talking about the one with the pig, or the one about the Great Bambino?

Dude, every fucking car has multiple cup holders for a reason.

One time I went to the Jack in the Box drive thru and on the way home I made too quick a turn, and a full medium coke fell out of the cup holder and spilled all over the place.

Bra toaster strudel, eh? Tell me more.

No lie, that was pretty riveting.

I don't know, I personally think that Surfin Bird is objectively the worst song ever.

Am I the only one that thinks "HNIC" is redundant? You'd think either HN or NIC would suffice.

It's weird, despite for my fondness of 70s hard rock, I've never been a Rush fan. Working Man is a great song though.

You guys suck. We're allowed to post NSFW material yet nobody's doing it. Guess I'll kick it off. This lovely lady, Hitomi Tanaka, is one of my favorite fap subjects: