Doom Metal Alchemist

I know this is heresy, but I'm not much of a butt man, but the butts I prefer are relatively small but still round. I don't like giant butts like I like giant boobs.

I love pizza, but Pizza Hut sucks.

They'd probably call the cops on her.

Ah.

I was actually referring to the fact that they speak English and live like humans, eat human food, have human interests, etc.

I got to wonder, since he in his mid 20s only likes teen girls, when he himself was a teen, did he only like pre-pubescent girls?

They are anthropomorphic so they have more in common with humans anyway.

Wait, the daughter doesn't like you, but she always wants to come over anyway?

Took me a couple seconds.

It was already old on the NodeBB board.

Yes.

If you're talking about the bg, fuck that, it's a great background.

Love the new background, but honestly I think it would be better without the pandas. Just the trees and leaves in these lovely shades of blue.

Animaniacs: Yakko wears pants but no shirt. Wakko wears a shirt and hat but no pants. Dot wears a skirt but no top.

Which one? Or both?

So my Bleacher Report app told me that Matt Cain got a win over the Diamondbacks today, giving up 1 ER over 5 innings. My first thought was, "Oh, he did good today!" Then I thought about what I had just said, and it's like, a good Matt Cain start is like a good Tim Lincicum start. Going the bare minimum for a win while giving up minimal runs. You can KINDA draw parallels in that Matt Cain started ruling right from the get go and has for the last few years started sucking the big one, and the same exact thing happened to Lincicum earlier. However, it took Matt Cain quite a bit longer to start sucking than it did Tim Lincicum. Thinking about this, my next thought was, "hopefully Bumgarner doesn't start sucking until he's at retirement age."

Not really, but I wouldn't take that as an insult either. Funny show though.

It's weird how a branch of mathematics and some kind of shit that grows on your teeth share the same name. I'm guessing the name of the mathematics branch comes from the word "calculate" while the teeth shit comes form the word "calcium." But what do I know.

It's funny that even his parents call him Dooley despite that Dooley is their last name.

I guess Cyberbully360[/member] called it. I remember on the lithium boards he made a thread (or else a post in another thread) asking if Charlie Murphy was dying, because in Black Jesus, he looked so skinny and frail. I mentioned I noticed the same thing, which I thought was weird, because in Chappelle's show, Charlie Murphy played a very believable tough as nails thug.

Fran-Tic-Tic-Tic-Tic-Tic-Tic-Toc ::spin::

Not to disrespect the recently departed, but Centerfold has got to be the musically gayest song I've ever heard.

What did it say?

His role models are the antagonists in every Lifetime movie.

Captain Beyond was better than Deep Purple Mk I.