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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. You're literally bringing this on yourself like zeni has brought on himself endless accusations of pedophilia.
  2. I predicted it was going to be the one where she's panicking after shooting Mr. Poopy Butthole.
  3. So, Phillies[/member], is BBC your new love obsession now? You're going to throw away your Miku body pillow and replace it with a BBC body pillow?
  4. Rogue_Alphonse[/member] change Phillies[/member] name to ILoveBigBlackCock, and don't change it back until he can go a full 24 hour period with out mentioning BBC. I predict this will take no less than 2 months.
  5. I could have sworn when I first opened this thread, before you got the picture in the OP up, that the OP had text of Internet tough guy false bravado copypasta.
  6. ...Where should we piss off to, oh Messiah?
  7. I've only had pineapple and strawberry. Both are good, but I prefer the pineapple.
  8. Phillies[/member] you seem to be obsessed with big black cocks. :painfap:
  9. God you guys are awful. >
  10. You can grill steak without getting noticeable char on the outside.
  11. I don't like crunch on the outside.
  12. Nope. Any char on a steak is too much char.
  13. Crunchy bacon is an abomination. Meat should NEVER be crunchy.
  14. Trying to get your comments on an on-air bump.
  15. I think it would look weird if I had a black cock while the rest of me is white.
  16. While wiping your ass? ohno
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist

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    I guess you're in the right line of work, then.
  18. Ouch. What team does he play for?
  19. Depending on the year, TMNT, Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Taz-Mania, Garfield and Friends... Once I hit junior high it became SNL reruns on Comedy Central.
  20. Blue.
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