Doom Metal Alchemist

Except autoplaying facebook videos default to being muted, thankfully.

All I can think of is the cute blonde anime girl Phillies used to have, but doesn't anymore. EDIT: Persona040 has a pretty good one of Winry and Shecksa from FMA. And that just reminded me... sahockeygirl has a hot Winry one... that might be my vote.

A lot of your pics are 403'ing for me too.

Unless the NIN you're quoting is talking about poop, that "BAR HAR HAR" is kinda out of place.

You're a political show that Comedy Central needs?

The Jim Jeffries Show and The Opposition with Jordan Klepper. Maybe The President Show can be counted as well? :poop:

I'm going with 3. Though I'm sure the president of Comedy Central would say something closer to 7. :poop:

*runs out with pants around ankles* VANDELAY INDUSTRIES, VANDELAY INDUSTRIES! *falls down*

You store rain in the fridge?

I got it: Dyke on a hike!

Dyke on a turn pike?

Fez on a lez? Though I don't think that hat's actually a fez...

Okily-dokily.

Kudos for the obscure Garfield reference.

For sacrifices?

"Three awesome things" And they use young men probably in their 20s. Now, aside maybe from fathers and their own children, what males in their 20s find babies awesome?

Here summer seems to never go away until Halloween.

Hurricane Klaus.

Britney was hot, but her hotness was overrated at the time. People acted like she was the hottest girl ever.

Coleman[/member] I have no idea who you are, but you get +1 karma for your Earthworm Jim avatar and sig.

I did, but then Cau[/member] ruined it. S:

It ain't easy being green.

If that were true, he'd ride a motorcycle and have a mullet.

Lasty[/member] was (is?) homeless and posted with his phone, able to charge it in the library.