Doom Metal Alchemist

Jessica doesn't have the right personality to be Asuka. Honestly, Jerry would probably make more sense as Shinji. Morty can be Rei. ::spin::

I would think R. Kelly would advocate for being pissed on.

Summer is Asuka and Beth is Rei?

He's "Jack"ing off.

ITT: Poof's a bad ass action hero in her dreams. >

Hm, interesting. I honestly don't remember the part about her jumping off a cliff. It has been quite a few years since I've played the game though.

I saw an article on Facebook titled "15 Things About The Final Fantasy Universe Square Keeps Secret." One of those 15 things is titled: "8. The Decline Of Celes’ Mental State (FFVI)" and can be found at this link: http://www.thegamer.com/disturbing-things-final-fantasy-universe-they-dont-want-you-know/3/ What that one says, is: "The entire story of Celes is extremely tragic, and one of the highlights of Final Fantasy VI — especially when you are initially introduced to the World Of Ruin. She was forced into enduring experiments and became a Magitek Knight against her will. However, Celes still managed to retain her honorable nature after enduring this behaviour, but in the World Of Ruin, there’s a certain event that can truly throw her off the deep end. Cid had treated Celes like her own daughter before the events of the game, and when you gain control of her after the world changes you find yourself in the care of your foster father. At one point, you have to catch a fish to feed a bedridden Cid. Choose the wrong one… and Cid ends up dying. Celes’ reaction to this? Freaking suicide." Now, this confuses me. I have only played FFVI on the SNES cartridge (titled Final Fantasy III). In my experience, nothing happens to Celes after Cid dies. He leaves a note telling her about the raft. Is this some kind of censoring they did for the SNES version? In the original Japanese version, does Celes commit suicide if Cid dies? Was this ported to American versions of the game? It would actually make sense, as on the SNES cartridge, there is no incentive to keep Cid alive. When alive, he tells her about the raft. When dead, he leaves a note about the raft. That's it. The game continues on.

You have to burn waifu.... it's the only way...

Would you do covers of the nyan cat song?

Now that you mention it, they did oddly position the pic so the footswitch is centered on her crotch.

But there is a guitar pedal just for him. http://www.korg.com/us/products/effects/mikustomp/ Phillies[/member]

He probably went to adultswim.com, noticed the comic, and did a google search for the boards, came to the reddit post about unevenedge. That's what I'm guessing.

"Crush" might be too strong a word, but I think Nikki Glaser is kinda hot.

At least you're not using semicolons where apostrophes should be anymore. But welcome back. And you missed the entire nodebb disaster!

My last celebrity crush was Kari Byron from Mythbusters.

Absolutely. Conversely, the effects for the first Terminator already looked cheesy as fuck decades ago.

How about 1poop4u?

Well it is kinda believable for you, unless that post about you being too embarrassed to answer your door without shoes and socks on was in jest also.

I first joined the ASMB 13 years ago, and I was already in my 20s at the time. -_'

You're the one who seems to swing that way, what with your BBC obsession and all.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's really too bad they never managed to get another good/successful cartoon post-South Park.

I think you're half right. They'll start showing nothing but music videos becoming what MTV was, but then STAYING that, since MTV is no longer MusicTelevision. SOMEONE'S got to fill the void, right? Why not Comedy Central?

Anti soup-nazi.