Doom Metal Alchemist

Crunchy bacon is an abomination. Meat should NEVER be crunchy.

Trying to get your comments on an on-air bump.

Haha Dodgers. >

I think it would look weird if I had a black cock while the rest of me is white.

While wiping your ass? ohno

I guess you're in the right line of work, then.

No, he's pirating it. ohno

Ouch. What team does he play for?

Depending on the year, TMNT, Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Taz-Mania, Garfield and Friends... Once I hit junior high it became SNL reruns on Comedy Central.

Blue.

I thought they had big vaginas.

Did they play basketball at Hogwarts?

That's what he said.

And call it Hairy Pawter.

Don't you remember, she doesn't date black guys? Anyway, happy birthday fuggs.

That would definitely be pic worthy.

No one suspects the butterfly...

I'm not going to trust the tastes of other species. >

I would keep my Gibson Les Paul Studio. I would probably get another one in addition, but I'd use them both. I might keep my current car. It's already paid off, and it's a pretty decent car, no complaints. The only reason I'd get another car is to get one with a built in GPS, as opposed to having to use an external one.

...lands on Tina's Lips, and she's like, "Maybe it's a sign! It's giving me butterfly kisses!" If a butterfly landed on my lips, I'd be freaking the fuck out thinking I'm going to inhale it or something. :barf:

Don't forget stealing video games/consoles from retail stores.

The rest of that sentence is "at checkers."

He used to, until it became a huge joke. ::]::

RIP. I used to like some of those movies he did with Dean Martin.