I don't know. Maybe a football autographed by Joe Montana.
Another possibility is a wooden puzzle type thingy my grandpa willed me when he died. I have no idea how long he had it though. I received it when I was a teenager.
EDIT: Actually, my NES is probably older than the Joe Montana football.
I'm going to say Wal-mart using one of my former teacher's reasoning of never shopping on Target again: Target got hacked and kept it secret. So fuck Target.
The Internet backbone has been destroyed. Cable is all that is left as far as TV goes. But it is very rudimentary cable. You can only have three channels. Which channels do you select?
I clicked all the spoilers. :fap:
But Naraku4656[/member] makes a good point, if they bring it up all the time that could very easily be a deal breaker.
Shoe size: 7 or 7 1/2 depending on the brand
Gin: Nay
JalapeƱo kettle chips are something I've never tried before.
I choose blue, and I pictured silly putty eggs for both the red and blue objects
90 feet tall: Act like Godzilla
Bad ass duo: The Ambiguously Gay Duo from SNL.