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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. I believe that would be The Simpsons.
  2. ...is pressured to give up his penis in an alien hospital. The doctor says "You'll probably want to use it one last time" so he sets him up with some porn. I'm like, Beth is at the same hospital, why not suggest he have sex with his wife? You'd think Jerry would rather use his penis one last time for sex rather than masturbating.
  3. whaaaaaaaaaaaat?
  4. Last name initial.................... H Animal........................... Hog Girls Name............... Heather Boy's Name................... Hank Color...................... Hot pink Name of a movie .... How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Something you wear..... Hat Drink.......................... Hawaiian Punch Food........................ Hot cakes Item in bathroom.......... Hand towels Place.................... Haiti Reason to be late..... Hung-over
  5. If neither of you played it before, it doesn't seem so amazing that you beat him. SOMEONE's got to win.
  6. So if I eat you, I'll get sick? And you are the male offspring of a dog? And you are a dog? mthor[/member]
  7. I guess if they were all slim with huge boobs, then yeah.
  8. Even as a little kid, I thought original Chips Ahoy were terrible. I liked the chewy ones though.
  9. Especially when using the Metal Blade.
  10. I tried contacts for a year in my teens. I don't know how anyone can stand it. I went back to glasses and never considered contacts again.
  11. In movie sequels, generally, everything after part II sucks (and often times, everything after part I). Video games are different. They can have great sequels way the fuck down the line (see Zelda). This thread I want to dedicate to all the "Part II" sequels, IE the very first sequel. Games where Part II is as far as they got are fair game. I want to exclude part III's and beyond because, like I said, unlike in movies, video game sequels can be great way down the line, so including all the sequels could result in way too long lists. So anyway, what are your best Part II's? Mine: Mega Man 2 (NES) Mega Man X2 (SNES) Castlevania II (NES) Earthworm Jim 2 (SNES) Street Fighter II (Arcade, various) (arguably the most successful part II of all time relative to part I). Mario Kart 64 (N64) Honorable mentions: Zelda II (NES) Metroid II (Game Boy)
  12. Not that I know anything about this (because I don't) but I figured that when you puke, everything goes until you get the "bad stuff" (whatever it is that made you puke) out. Then once that's all out, whatever is left remains in your stomach.
  13. I still put it on every night, pretty much because I don't know what else to put on. I mainly watch Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty, and Mike Tyson Mysteries.
  14. Do we even have any bronies left on here? ARE BRONIES EVEN STILL A THING AT ALL????
  15. It means he'll kill him by chopping him in half with an axe or chainsaw.
  16. Rob Schneider?
  17. I grew up with the NES, so that and the SNES are by no means too primitive for my tastes. Atari 2600, however, is too primitive for me.
  18. Wrong answer. The least interesting man in the world would drink water.
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