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Doom Metal Alchemist

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    I could understand this.... IF America stopped using cotton after the Civil War. But instead, we literally never stopped using it, and we still use it, and we still use it all the fucking time. S:
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    It's already feeling like autumn here. Which is weird because it usually doesn't feel like autumn until around Halloween here.
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    I used to take pills that were supposed to be taken with food. If I did not have time to eat, I'd drink a glass of milk then take the pills with water.
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    Hey, I voted for you.
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    An angry expression is more appropriate.
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    Sonic, a male Hooters waiter, following in the footsteps of trailblazer Dale Gribble.
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    Damn, nobody should be smiling that big when they're plotting a death.
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    For your halloween costume this year?
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    That's happened to me before, but it didn't make me sneeze at all. But the smell... oh god, the smell... And there was nothing I could do about it.
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    I can imagine you going to cover your sneeze and you puking all over your hand.
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    Happy birthday.
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    I honestly don't think I've ever had this thought.
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    Shit on a clown?
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    Top to bottom.
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    Straight from the tap, amirite?
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    Yosemite Ranch.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You'd be shocked about how many ASMBer's said they they hadn't watched Adult Swim in years by 2011.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Young men these days are much more obsessed with butts then boobs. I'm still a boob man though.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I've never been able to ascertain if Kate Upton's boobs are natural or not, but they look fairly natural there. But it is much easier to tell when the boobs are completely uncovered.
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    If you never leave the house and never talk to anybody, there will never be anyone in your bed.
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    You know, now that I think about it, his group should be Vandelay Industries and Art Vandelay his sn.
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    That's a new avatar, so I forgot about that one. Good call.
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    mochi[/member] get that shit outta here. > Even the supposedly "hot" One Piece characters aren't that hot.
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