Doom Metal Alchemist

His first name drives me crazy. It's spelled Stephen (which SHOULD be pronounced the same as Steven) but it's pronounced the same as Stephan. Feh!

Wrong. Molar faked a bulge with a Pringle's can. Rouge showed actual bulge, though.

Happy birthday Jeffchaos. (I have no idea what 'chao' is supposed to mean so I like to say that part of your name as 'chaos')

I prefer this other AC/DC song about balls:

Happy birthday, Bouvre!

Well yeah, but then you run the risk of hitting/killing someone in another vehicle/a pedestrian, and go to jail for 20-life for manslaughter.

You are entirely missing the point of preachers. They teach people (they're personal interpretation of) what it says in the bible, so their flock can blindly claim to know all about God and Jesus without having to ever crack open the book themselves.

I had a corded too, but only when I was little.

I remember when we were considered Gen Y as well, but I always thought it was a stupid name, as it means nothing. Just Y comes after X. Then the current crop of kids is called gen z, and the naming is getting really lazy, and also, what comes after z? aa? The label 'millennial' at least has an actual meaning to it other than 'came after x'.

@empty confirmed for westpark alt.

I looked at the paragraphs as well as the diagram. There's a three year overlap shown between gen x and millennials that I fall in.

According to the article I'm both gen x and a millennial.

This is you:

My mom is a religious Christian, I'm not sure about my dad. I'm not really religious. I mean they're not gonna mind if I drink now, but it interferes with my meds, it tastes awful, and the one time I got drunk in 1999, it didn't feel all that good so I don't see the appeal. As for pot, I'm sure my parents wouldn't mind me doing certain kinds, as my brother recently started a business selling cannabis oil, and they are helping him out with it. I am assuming the only reason they wouldn't be ok with me smoking pot is because of the smell. They definitely wouldn't be ok with me doing harder drugs, but even when I'm on my own I'm never doing harder drugs anyway. Like someone else in the thread said, I think they're far too dangerous.

I've been not sober only once, and that was in like 1999.

ikr? Frickin college.

I'm not gonna screencap, because my desktop is so cluttered that it wouldn't even be worth it. But I'm using this pic:

Yeah, but it still gets you a high school diploma!

Kinky Kelly

Tie-fighter and X-wing battling it out, near a star/sun? Also, how do you not know how to screenshot in this day and age?

I'm pretty sure she's Pine Sol, not Pledge.

Yes it is. Most of your jokes are great.

Your absolutely fucking nuts. When I was a kid and experienced snow for the first time, I didn't have any snow boots. Used some old boots of a relative. They were too big, and my boot stuck in the snow while my foot slid out of it. So my foot with just a sock hit the snow covered ground and it was some of the worst pain I had ever felt. It didn't help that I couldn't do anything to avoid it as it's hard to hop on one foot forever. My brother and my cousin dragged me back to the house on a sled all the while I was crying my eyes out.

I swear to god "sword" was originally supposed to be pronounced with the w intact. "Sword" (with the w sound) is literally the sound a sword makes when you swing it at air.

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