Doom Metal Alchemist

You'd think after so many years, he'd just learn "yes, dear."

If I remember right, you said you were at ASMB for a while around 2009 then left. Well the 2016 ASMB was a far cry from the ASMB of 2003 - 2015. No subforums, no pages, infinite scroll... everyone called it a bad reddit rip-off. I wouldn't know about that last part, as I don't go to reddit.

I generally let whoever I'm with pick. That's usually my parents, and they prefer the very back row next to the aisle.

And some were domesticated.

I call out every day. I'm unemployed.

"Scorpins"

In a job interview: "Will you need any accommodations in accordance with the ADA?" "Yes... I have a disability called... sexlexia."

I don't think the black market has an age limit.

westpark wasn't always a fucking idiot, but he turned out that way.

DMV The clerk and I fight DMV They are purely shite! DMV It is such a load DMV My temper explodes! Possible future Weird Al song?

Oh, like Power Wheels.

I imagine it operating like a Flintstones car.

The Critic and Home Movies did indeed work with network changes. But I thought Comedy Central handled Futurama pretty well

I actually don't know if they changed the writing staff, or if TBS was giving them notes about changing the show, or what

People call laptops notebooks, but no one calls paper notebooks laptops. 😂

I'm so lost, I thought the only thing that can harm him is kryptonite which is only found on the planet krypton 😐

My first thought was "why's it gotta be an Indian casino? In Nevada all kinds of casinos are legal." Then I thought maybe you were talking about your particular region, but then I remembered that I learned from an episode of king of the hill that Indian casinos are illegal in Texas. but then I realized that that episode is pretty damn old and many Texas changed the laws on Indian gaming in the interim. so... what's the deal?

It switched to TBS in 2014 or so.

What the fuck am I watching right now? TBS take the LOL SO RANDOM humor down a notch, please.

How could you say this... without providing pics???

According to wikipedia he is still alive.

We're perfectly allowed to grill burgers outside whenever we want though. I don't know if sponges was being a smartass with that comment, or what...

In my neck of the woods, it's still Saturday, so this birthday thread is not late, as far as I'm concerned! Happy birthday @Vamped! Happy birthday @Nautius_Maximus! Hope you both had great days!

Shit, my condolences.