Doom Metal Alchemist

ANYway.... I just got a bunch of new CDs to listen to, and I don't feel like listening to any of them. I don't know what I feel like doing right now.... I think I want to get the band back together but my sleeping habits are too erratic to commit to anything other than work.

Maybe read more carefully and respond to the actual question if you don't want that kind of answer.

That hasn't been the consensus since before OoT came out.

Is the general consensus still that Ocarina of Time is the best Zelda game ever?

Speaking of Futurama, why have I not seen one single ass comment about the new season(s) on Hulu? There was hype leading up to it, but when it actually started airing..... apparently no one cares? Is no one watching it? Or is it just so thoroughly mediocre that it's not even worth discussing at all?

Happy birthday!

For one of my packages, the USPS tracking said it was delivered in/at my mailbox. It was never in my mailbox. I never received it. So I tried filling out a form on USPS.com for a missing mail form. The website's broken and it won't work.

Beryl can't possibly be a real name. Scientist 1: "What do you want to call this hurricane?" Scientist 2: Oh, I dobe care, I just wanna get outta here so I can go hobe and nurse this cold. How about Hurricabe Beryl?" Scientist 1: "Really, Beryl? Alright, I'll alert the media."

Happy birthday!

July the force be with you.

Yes, The Ides of July, you got it.

It dawned on me that the word "seminal," as in, "Nirvana released their seminal album Nevermind in 1992," is probably rooted in the word "semen."

*sheepishly raises hand* Ok, but um.... How does "cap" mean "shit'? I could've sworn I was a millennial, but apparently I'm a boomer.

...... I still don't know what that means.

You said the same thing, I said the same thing. So what?

Well that explains haypenny, but what's a straw penny?

Not anymore, but I had a ton as a kid. Most of them are related to my real name, so I won't divulge those, but one that had nothing to do with my real name was Froggy. Someone thought I looked like Froggy from The Little Rascals.

I don't even know what the hat means.

Gen Z slang just hits different, iykyk.

If that's a basket, then what are the tiny ones you hold with one hand?

Happy birthday!

Maybe this says something about me that I remember this clear as a bell: KN once confided in us that one time he tasted his own semen just because he was curious what it tasted like.

Happy birthday, and thanks for keeping the lights on!

Goddamn. I am under the impression that you and I are of similar ages, but I remember in high school it felt like I was the only one whose parents never divorced. A common question was "Do you live with your mom or your dad?" Like the question never presents the option that they're still together and I live with both under one roof. I'd answer the question that I live with both as they have never divorced, and the response was always them being surprised by that.

This is probably my favorite scene from The Venture Bros.: P.S. sorry for low quality.