Doom Metal Alchemist

Where I am it's 5:00 AM.

But I hate awkward silences.

No, but I can spell 'amut.'

-inium.

I didn't even know he had an account here. Happy birthday!

Probably motorcycle accident.

How come that's not indecent exposure (or whatever)?

I don't know... Bernie Kosar? NOTE: I desperately wanted to post the video clip of Drew Carey doing stand-up, and he announces, "here's my impression of Bernie Kosar:" and then he knocks over the microphone stand, but it seems to have been WIPED FROM THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING INTERNET.

Dude, there should be beds in every bar... that would cut down so much on car accidents and DUIs.

Happy birthday!

Why would you poor salt around a coffin? Are snails a problem in coffins?

Dear TrigunBebop, Have a very balloony day. Sincerely, Doom Metal Alchemist

The oversaturation of super hero movies Pervy anime

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Ok, is Julia another zeni alt like Rebecca, or is it someone else here fucking with him?

The tagline was "rock out with your... sunscreen out." That immediately made me think, hmmm, what's it like when someone disrobes at a nude beach, then applies sunscreen... to his dick? Does it look like he's jacking it? Like I wouldn't want a sunburned dick, that sounds awful. Someone interviewed for the article said that people are always afraid of getting caught staring, so they don't actually stare at the naked bodies all around them.... But my question is, how many of these people are wearing sunglasses? (because when you're wearing sunglasses you can point your gaze in a direction that it doesn't look like you're looking in)...

Looks comfy.

Even the eating sandwiches while having sex part?

I don't remember them.

Now you just sound like a vampire.

I actually think American Dad wasn't so great at the beginning when all it cared about was mocking conservatives. A few (?) years into it's existence, it pretty much dumped that premise and became great. I think maybe a season or two before it made the switch to TBS it started to go downhill a bit. Now the only thing recognizable about it are the visuals and the voices. The style of writing and humor is completely different now. I wonder if it has anything to do with Matt Barker (is that his name?) leaving the show. And I agree about the gratuitous use of the word "shit."

Well then you're going to have to get banned for it, because every time you post something under a spoiler, I think it's going to be your asshole.