Doom Metal Alchemist

Also, so long to Hunter Pence, who is leaving the Giants. Even though his numbers were quite poor this season, pretty much every other season he's played with the Giants since the trade in 2012 he's been good to great. Apparently he doesn't plan on retiring yet, he wants to make a comeback.

I was gonna reply with, "You mean you're gonna have the crackhead build it for you," but you came up with a better answer.

I did see that but I don't remember it well enough.

I never saw that until it started happening to Bonds' homeruns in the mid 2000s. Then somewhere along the lines it became common place to throw back opposing players homerun balls.

She's gonna demand you take her to Red Lobster. What then?

I don't remember how the convos went but I also don't remember having any problems with them.

I know, right? Fuggs is willing to fuck him but he's not willing to leave the basement.

Good point.

The Ghost Train music is cool. I just wish this character was more valuable to the party, because the concept of bringing him in is cool as hell.

You sure as hell wouldn't do it on a fucking phone.

Not necessarily Halloween or pumpkin related, but that makes me think of this:

Knee pads. Note: I mean for things like roller skating, cycling, etc. If you have a job where you are constantly on your knees, knee pads are perfectly acceptable.

Don't all barnyard animals?

It took me fucking forever to figure that out. Actually I never technically figured it out, someone told me.

I don't think that's how men are.

What's gay about the cute Asian girl?

I guess the kid doesn't yet know what "hang on" means.

I destroyed my sleep schedule on my own. I just recently got a job on the night shift and it suits me well.

From a flavor perspective, that sounds absolutely awful.

Well I mean, there's cheap women's underwear too. It's just not Victoria's Secret.

Your dad never carried you on his shoulders when you were little?

There are typically plenty of 10 year olds in the stands in major league baseball games.

It was one thing when people were throwing back Barry Bonds' home run balls because of the steroid scandal, but why do people throw the ball back on like any opposing player's home run? If you don't want it ask the people around you if they do.

Balloonatic is way better than looner.

Editor would ragequit.