Doom Metal Alchemist

@TrigunBebop I think this is what you meant to say.

What game is that from?

Dang, even Yngiwie Malmsteen had a (or multiple) hits in the 80s? How come they never come on classic rock stations?

That sounds like something that would happen in Tom and Jerry.

Quallatex brand, amirite?

Yeah I've gotten free ticket prizes in CA.

Oh come on now, it's not like @SwimModSponges was its author.

Yup, that's the endgame. Is the IB facebook still a thing? Because that might be his next target after your discord.

If you're referring to that striptease by Jamie Lee Curtis, I am going to scream.

Meh. Posting coherently on a phone WITH autocorrect is still a million times harder for me than posting coherently on a computer. I think autocorrect is the only thing that makes posting from mobile even semi-bearable. If you can't tell, I hate typing from my phone. I'm from the time period where the Internet was getting super popular when I was young, but it still pre-dated smart-phones by quite some time, so I got so used to typing on a computer keyboard but phone keyboards fluster me.

Accidental double-posting has happened to us all at one point or another.

@SwimModSponges setting numerous traps for Ginguy, who will never cross his path.

............................Does that guy think he should've been put down when he was 12? If so, why didn't he take the initiative? He seems to have such strong feelings that he doesn't deserve to live but, here he is...

Well if you want to make a list of all the phobias I have for each and every creepy crawly, ok then. Ok so arachnids don't have the same exact type of body as insects... The point is, there is literally nothing less scary about a spider than there is any other "harmless" insect. The fact that it has different biology has no meaning. Yes, most spiders are harmless. But so are most insects. But one of the reasons you like spiders is because they eat insects. Hm...

Switching over to PG.... I like how every single Pixar film is PG, while Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a movie that features decapitation, dismemberment, blood spurts, and mentions of oral sex and erotic spanking was also PG.

I'm not arachnophobic either. The fact that it has 8 legs instead of 6 does not phase me. I fear most creatures of that general design, regardless of number of legs. The thought of a spider crawling around on my face is just as horrifying as the thought of a beetle crawling around on my face.

Replace "genius" with "stable" and I'm there with you.

I made a 7 hour drive to Vegas last weekend (and another 7 hour drive back) to see a concert. I could've instead made a 4 hour drive to L.A... but for some reason they thought booking the 2 hour and 45 minute set in L.A. in a standing room only environment would be a good idea. NOPE. Drove to Vegas so I could SIT THE FUCK DOWN. I don't have fucking legs of fucking steel.

If you're going where I think you're going with this, the addition of two more legs doesn't make the thoughts of them crawling around my feet, legs, belly, my sleeping face, in my nose, in my mouth, in my ears, any less horrific. "OH GOD A SIX-LEGGED THING, KILL IT!" "Oh, but it doesn't have six legs, it has eight." "Oh, well that's completely different then."

You're thinking of the sex Mexicans.

Highly talented prop departments.

As long as they don't have problems with me watching porn while I'm single, or if I'm dating someone who is "saving themselves for marriage." I do think it's encouraging that it seems fairly normal for girls to grow up watching Internet porn now too, thereby not thinking guys are gross perverts for doing so.

Ninja Gaiden for NES, but mostly for the music and cutscenes. The music in that game is stellar.

Viper: Routinely spazzes out, and expects everyone to forever forget about it.