Doom Metal Alchemist

Switching over to PG.... I like how every single Pixar film is PG, while Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a movie that features decapitation, dismemberment, blood spurts, and mentions of oral sex and erotic spanking was also PG.

I'm not arachnophobic either. The fact that it has 8 legs instead of 6 does not phase me. I fear most creatures of that general design, regardless of number of legs. The thought of a spider crawling around on my face is just as horrifying as the thought of a beetle crawling around on my face.

Replace "genius" with "stable" and I'm there with you.

I made a 7 hour drive to Vegas last weekend (and another 7 hour drive back) to see a concert. I could've instead made a 4 hour drive to L.A... but for some reason they thought booking the 2 hour and 45 minute set in L.A. in a standing room only environment would be a good idea. NOPE. Drove to Vegas so I could SIT THE FUCK DOWN. I don't have fucking legs of fucking steel.

If you're going where I think you're going with this, the addition of two more legs doesn't make the thoughts of them crawling around my feet, legs, belly, my sleeping face, in my nose, in my mouth, in my ears, any less horrific. "OH GOD A SIX-LEGGED THING, KILL IT!" "Oh, but it doesn't have six legs, it has eight." "Oh, well that's completely different then."

You're thinking of the sex Mexicans.

Highly talented prop departments.

As long as they don't have problems with me watching porn while I'm single, or if I'm dating someone who is "saving themselves for marriage." I do think it's encouraging that it seems fairly normal for girls to grow up watching Internet porn now too, thereby not thinking guys are gross perverts for doing so.

Ninja Gaiden for NES, but mostly for the music and cutscenes. The music in that game is stellar.

Viper: Routinely spazzes out, and expects everyone to forever forget about it.

I like how a bunch of people on here are routinely shit on, but none of them feel the need to take the whole site down, while viper thinks that shitting on him crosses some kind of line that only applies to him, not everyone else who is shit on, and not even the people HE HIMSELF has shit on (KN, rogue, pat, buddy, zeni).... But no, shitting on viper is crossing the line that we all must pay. Because he's special, I guess.

Can't tell if you're really viper or not, but in case you are, you got your accounts deleted, which is what you wanted, and you still can't stay away and are still throwing a hissy fit.

Various softcore porn on Cinemax and HBO when I was a kid, I guess.

Basically like rpgamer is saying, I have never heard it pronounced rhyming with 'nope.' But I say and hear 'oop' plenty.

My dad HATES pigeons because of the mess they make in our driveway. He loves it when he gets to see a hawk come and snatch one up.

Happy birthday!

You shit the bedding?

Damn.

Reading jackie's post reminded me that I have a large overbite. Other than that, I don't know.... I have small hands, small feet, and a small head? (Dick's average length, btw)

Probably depends how much butter is on it.

Happy birthday!

Where are you gonna use that? Antarctica?

He probably planned that.

I like his cartoon.

At least it doesn't look like anime hair this time. Looks more like an 80s new wave musician with bedhead.