Doom Metal Alchemist

I like how a bunch of people on here are routinely shit on, but none of them feel the need to take the whole site down, while viper thinks that shitting on him crosses some kind of line that only applies to him, not everyone else who is shit on, and not even the people HE HIMSELF has shit on (KN, rogue, pat, buddy, zeni).... But no, shitting on viper is crossing the line that we all must pay. Because he's special, I guess.

Can't tell if you're really viper or not, but in case you are, you got your accounts deleted, which is what you wanted, and you still can't stay away and are still throwing a hissy fit.

Various softcore porn on Cinemax and HBO when I was a kid, I guess.

Basically like rpgamer is saying, I have never heard it pronounced rhyming with 'nope.' But I say and hear 'oop' plenty.

My dad HATES pigeons because of the mess they make in our driveway. He loves it when he gets to see a hawk come and snatch one up.

Happy birthday!

You shit the bedding?

Damn.

Reading jackie's post reminded me that I have a large overbite. Other than that, I don't know.... I have small hands, small feet, and a small head? (Dick's average length, btw)

Probably depends how much butter is on it.

Happy birthday!

Where are you gonna use that? Antarctica?

He probably planned that.

I like his cartoon.

At least it doesn't look like anime hair this time. Looks more like an 80s new wave musician with bedhead.

What the hell kind of bars do you go to?

To be fair, last I heard, he was trying to get a webcomic filled with LGBT characters off the ground.

Is that the new seat Chris Hansen has his "guests" sit on?

Most parents seem to be all too happy to buy their kids all the soda they could want anyway.

Not get a job?

Just gotta know the sweet spot. I usually do 4 - 7 seconds depending on how large or full the container is.

I microwave my ice cream BEFORE I scoop it out because I'm too lazy to let it sit and get soft enough to scoop out.

My own poop before I have pooped it out.

If it feels like that you might need to have more fiber in your diet.