Doom Metal Alchemist

Is snow in Texas as rare as snow in non-mountainous California?

Happy birthday, rogue!

All I've ever killed myself and ate was fish.

And two years to make it good.

Um.... I don't know about you, but when my hair is in front of both my eyes, I can't see shit.

Remember on ASMB when there'd be like 30 users on and like 5,000 guests on?

I don't know if you're referring to the thousands of folders or when dane came back half of Babbling mocked him by copying his avatar.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?

That's not where they go to "save themselves for marriage"? EDIT: Just noticed the spelling of "meat."

What do you mean?

I'm a virgin in every sense of the word, so I don't know if I would enjoy vaginal intercourse or titty-fucking more. I have a big tit fetish, so, who knows, maybe titty fucking...

That's quite the loogy you got there.

Just avoid the Nu Metal Gundam, that one sucks most of all.

Fapping is always good, and I don't care about gundams or model building. So I say balloons.

That has always been one of my favorite Nirvana songs... even though it's a cover.

I haven't seen him eat a tuna sandwich in decades. I have no idea why.

Original Sabbath drummer Bill Ward did have another heart attack last year... Sidelined his new band's touring plans... but he's still alive.

That band actually started as a Sabbath cover band, but pretty quickly started writing original material and abandoned the cover band idea. Black Sabbath has actually had a lot of members die over the years, but none of the original line-up. But they actually broke up anyway, last year. Ozzy wants to concentrate on his solo band now, and Tony Iommi I think doesn't want to do the Sabbath-without-Ozzy thing anymore. Hence why they went under the name Heaven and Hell when Dio rejoined the group in 2006 or so.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa dude... Thanks, but I wasn't talking about my band. The band I posted in the post, they were from Maryland in the 90s. My band is still alive and well.

.de, what? Isn't that reserved for German sites?

The band broke up last year due to the leader / guitarist's diabetes related death.

The fucking flash makes me blink too. Every fucking time

I know dogs can't have chocolate, I don't think I've heard one way or the other about cats.

What about potato chips? My dad used to love putting potato chips in his tuna sandwiches.

The higher-pitched harsh vocals do kinda miss the mark, but I think instrumentally it's the best song on the album and the one that stands out to me the most. The other songs really stick to the more normal lower-pitched death growls, which are done more competently.