Doom Metal Alchemist

Dammit I wanted to say that.

I'm not sure if this is the right place for this, but maybe some arts and crafts people can help me... Anyone know where I can get GOOD quality "blank" baseball style caps to buy online? My intention is to get a band logo patch sewn onto it. I already have the patch. Don't want anything too cheap that'll look ragged in a couple years.

Granted, but you're the T-1000 (wait did I just ruin your power our make it a thousand times better?) I want the power of breathing under water.

That's a lie, it was rainman.

Does windows not give you the option to print in monochrome anymore?

Your middle finger emoji was my only tip off to what mini_ghost meant. At first I thought he meant like, "at least you don't have to make that long drive to work today."

Granted but you're in constant physical pain that's so unbearable, you wish you were dead every moment of your life. I want the power to shred like Eddie Van Halen.

The "record" symbol on the R key looks like a boob.

What happened to Prussia?

Who's Franco?

She looks kinda like a centaur.

Nice "sledge" hammer.

The idea is very Calvin-esque.

I was about to give a 'sad' react, but judging by the smiley, you seem to be in good spirits.

I think the only way anyone would buy that is if you made it into an IPA.

Aw, I don't know what Chidori is.

Granted, but your power is the ability to find every Sega Genesis cartridge of Echo The Dolphin. I want the power to be able to carry infinite numbers of items on my person like Link.

.......I'm not even convinced barbers or hairstylists give themselves their own haircuts.... Unless their haircut is to just shave their head. Do you shave your head?

I wish this means you've been growing your hair out for 15 years, but I know that's not the case, unless the selfie you posted in the pic thread is 15+ years old.

It's funny because you have said many, many times you love porn.

Granted, but they are only mute when not in your store. I want the power of Stretch Armstrong.

I'm not trying to be funny here, since you work for a pharmacy, this is a serious question: ZzzQuil is good for allergies? Or are you saying Benadryl is basically a placebo that puts you to sleep?

Oh. My bad.

Do they come in a big wooden Indian, or from a girl with a box strapped to her back?

So that begs the question.... why the NyQuil?