Doom Metal Alchemist

Oh, I thought that's what made it so scary.

I've always shied away from lasik for the same reasons. I would say about a decade ago my dad even offered to pay in full for me to get lasik, but I declined because I was too scared. Since he retired and thus makes much less money, that offer is no longer on the table. But apparently it's a hell of a lot cheaper than it used to be, lol. It was fucking thousands of dollars when my mom got it around 1999.

"Neurotypicals," that's a new one to me.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.... Your dogs ACTS LIKE Mr. Pickles?????

Dude, just throw me under the bus... I know I've tried discouraging boo from doing this already, but it seems like you remember my posts from a LONG fucking time ago on Lithium....

Oh, lol.

I just realized.... I thought the whole crossing legs thing started because you might be able to see up a girl's skirt if they keep their feet on the ground while sitting. Am I missing something?

That actually has happened to me before. Bleh!

Does she also say "only whores cross their legs"?

Lies, that would require you going upstairs.

Nah, I think I get what he's saying. Sometimes it's a lot easier to keep your emotions in check and your tantrums to yourself IRL then online. IRL you're more afraid of being judged and the shield of anonymity is not there. That's been my experience, anyway.

Not all therapists are so dense to LGBTQ issues. One of my facebook friends is a trans therapist (he's trans himself, I mean). Not saying you should go find yourself another therapist, but if you feel compelled, you can probably find someone on google that is not only properly sensitive to LGBTQ issues, but possibly specializes in them.

Happy birthday! According to google that's a cake^

"It's every patriot's duty to break an unjust rule." ....or something.

Blueberry muffins are great, but I like variety with my sweets.

I don't know, me and poppy seed muffins is like fuggs and dogs.

I've been considering lasik. I saw a TV commercial add that said "starts at $299 per eye." And I'm like "STARTS at???" You mean there's the "good" eye surgery, and the shitty eye surgery???

I thought you weren't supposed to put metal in the microwave.

Blueberry muffins, are pretty great, but chocolate chocolate chips muffins, mmmmmm.... Side note, because of a certain episode of Seinfeld, I am too afraid of eating poppy seed muffins while seeking employment.

You like it rough, huh?

I don't drink alcohol, but the last thing I had to drink was chocolate milk.

When all else fails... Happy birthday, Naraku!

Good name.

When I want ice cream, I want it NOW. depends on how long it's been sitting in the freezer, 5 - 10 seconds.