Doom Metal Alchemist

What is a cock P?

Dude that scene is awesome, especially if you're still a kid when seeing it for the first time.

Having a job where I'm constantly walking for like the whole 10 hour shift has worked wonders for me.

KFC, Burger King, Wendy's.

7 I guess. When I get fast food burgers, I ALWAYS ask they leave off the mustard / pickles / tomatoes, but if they fuck up my order and leave one or more of those on, I'll generally eat it, so I'm not counting them.

I am enjoying not being reminded of his existence, thank you.

That's a great image on its own merit, but the bonus is you used Calvin without it being him pissing on something.

She must've watched someone play the last boss in Zelda II and now she thinks people's shadows are trying to kill them.

I graduated college in 2007.

At least you didn't wipe your ass with it while camping, amirite?

When I was a kid and picked my nose 24/7 I got a ton of nosebleeds. Since I limited to picking my nose no more than one time a day, I've had maybe, like two bloody noses after all those decades.

Didn't Stormy Daniels say it looked like "the mushroom guy from Mario Kart"?

Now that Sponges has responded, I am ashamed I forgot he is totally Hunter Pence's doppleganger.

@Clu would be Bryce Harper.

In his old myspace pics, nabs resembles the guy that played McLovin in Superbad (no idea what nabs looks like today).

Bucket recently posted before/after pics of his "rape o' the locks" and in the before picture he reminded me of Dave Grohl.

Viper kinda resembles Adrian Brody, I guess.

@GuyBeardmane kinda resembles Jim Morrison in his hairy period:

Midnight would be Zakk Wylde.

I don't know if he qualifies as a "celebrity" per se, but he is a legend in stoner and doom metal, so... I kinda resemble a young(er) Al Cisneros (bassist / vocalist of Sleep and Om). He is pictured below on the far left, with the glasses.

That'll teach you to have irl friends!

GET OFF THE STAGE

He should've done that on April Fool's.

"Are you into all music?" I'm assuming you are asking if I like a wide of variety of music styles. The answer is no. My taste is very narrow. Basically only a few (out of the many) sub-genres of metal, and classic rock. I could listen to you sing if you like. But I wouldn't fall into the trap of "I'm not good enough to be in a band." That's how I was. Despite my first picking up the guitar in 1996, I never joined my first band until 2001, which only last a few months, and didn't join another one until 2016, which is the one I am currently in. It's much wiser to get used to the band dynamic as soon as possible. If you are a beginner, just try to form a band with other beginners at or around your skill level. You can all learn together. I would definitely avoid trying to form / join a band with highly skilled / experienced musicians while you are a beginner, though.

"no pizza"? Fuck that.