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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Sawdy's parents: "Yes! Grandkids! Fucking FINALLY." Oops, I read that as "my parents" instead of "her parents."
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    "Come on baby, hurry up and ravage me!" "Hold on hun, I gotta take this pic so I can brag to my e-friends about how I'm gonna get some."
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    @That_One_Guy for skipping out on jury duty.
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    I've never seen Idiocracy, lol.
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    Is that like a pizza bagel, but on a doughnut instead of a bagel?
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    I'm a virgin.... but that doesn't mean I don't fap a lot.
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    I don't know, but happy birthday all the same.
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    I just wonder if this is gonna be another "Face on Mars" thing where another photo reveals that's not at all what the formation actually looks like.
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    What fuggs is saying, is that why when they were packing up their stuff in their hold home, when they moved the dresser and found his ex's bra, did they end up taking it with them to the new house?
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    Who?
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I hope pat gets a little giggle out of that report.
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    There must've been more music videos in the 90s that made me exceedingly horny, but I can't remember any.
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    I can't remember if there's any cleavage in these videos, but if there was, then they definitely "gave me nosebleeds." Sorry about Vevo, all I could find, hope no annoying ads pop up.
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    May was well get the shame right outta the way...
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    Hm, maybe I'll try to post music videos that "gave me nosebleeds" when I was a youngster...
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    Eh, if Internet porn wasn't a thing, this probably would convince me to click it.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    OH I GET IT TITTIES CAUSING NOSEBLEEDS CUZ ANIME
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    I'm not clicking that... as soon as I think the good stuff's coming, it's just going to cut to another shot. I know the game.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Nice tits in that thumbnail... like you picked this one just for me.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Ok, but if you think I'm going to put shoes on every time I have to answer the door, you're out of your fucking mind.
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    That is true.
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    You can take the blood out of the nose, but you can't take the nose out of the blood, I guess.
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    I don't think I have ever heard this phrase.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't wanna work for Bloody Nose Inc. anyway!
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