Doom Metal Alchemist

The pubic stubble is a nice touch.

Is there a Boku no Pico manga? (Did I get that right?)

Is that a movie like Earnest Goes to Camp?

Happy belated, empty! You have no idea how much it pains me to post this cake:

Ehh..... I mean, yeah, Godsmack is better than Creed, but I don't think they're particularly similar beyond being commercial hard rock from the same time period.

I like the longer hair.

Like the punk rocker from Teen Titans go, except I'm the Doom Metal Alchemist.

This. What else am I going to do? There's no plunger anywhere.

I had no idea people shipped Toei monsters (did I spell that right?)

@Vela Also we ALL probably get our paranoia about using public toilets from our moms. 🤣

That's for the person in diagram 0.

I do remember that! 🤣

Hm. I'll try to remember this.

That's how Butters reads his comic books.

Are you gonna leave us hanging???

Took my answer.

It's hard enough getting interviews for positions I DO meet the posted requirements for.

What do you mean not aggressive enough?

Firstly, unless you live in literal Dougal County, $17.00 is hardly the best job in the city. What about your manager at the time? Your job was better than theirs? Entry level sales jobs in general often have very little posted requirements, whether they be experience or education. That's how I got into insurance sales. They literally didn't even give a shit that I had a college degree. The fact that I went door to door collecting money for my paper route was more attractive to them.

Is this about your T-Mobile job?

Whatever you say. I've lived the same shit he's living for about a decade. Not at all in the same field, mind you.

Well fuck you too. Apparently I am a loud chewer. And yes I chew with my mouth closed.

So yesterday you have sympathy for those in this situation and today you're making fun of them and blaming their misfortune on themselves?

Dude, I used to love doing that when I was little.