Doom Metal Alchemist

I'll be going to bed in a couple hours.

Being that Ultima is a spell and not a boss / enemy, I would've said "powerful" rather than "tough."

That cover's better than any of the other Disturbed songs that I've heard on the radio. If Children of Bodom can cover Britney Spears, Disturbed can cover Simon and Garfunkel, that's what I say.

In what world would I need to choose between boobs and Spanish? I mean, tetonas, chichis.... come on.

Ferris Beuler's Day Off.

I'd hit it.

Looks more like Slimer.

If you're serious about getting into IT, certs are just as important (if not more important) than a bachelor's.

I admire the fuck outta you for doing the kind of job you want to do, which I assume despite everyone around you told you is a ridiculous pipe dream. My dad squashed my dreams of being a professional musician long ago, I enjoy watching people I like not letting that happen to them.

The only Saturday morning cartoon I cared about was Garfield and Friends. Other than that, I vastly preferred after school cartoons.

Happy birthday! I'm just gonna pretend your name is Ed because Drinky Crow cakes are in short supply on google.

Let me rephrase: Quite. *takes hit off bubble pipe*

I'm so glad I stopped gaming a long time ago. Not much on this Earth puts me in a rage like feeling like the computer is cheating me.

Even though I haven't posted an eye-pic, my eyes are indeed blue. 😁

I miss Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, and The Doors...

FAP

Quite. *takes hit off pipe*

Was it @Quackers?

You except someone with the name Sawdamizer to be nice? Sodomizer would be bad enough. But Sawdamizer..... yeesh....

I literally just logged in.

Also, @panic

You're not even gonna tell us why?

Silly ninja, you're supposed to be assassinating at night.

That is awesome.

I read that as you telling Naraku that HE'S "Gonna have to reach down deep in my pocket" and I'm like, damn, I'll take some Spongebob Monopoly money too.