Doom Metal Alchemist

@SwimModSponges shots fired.

I mean, they probably do, it's in our DNA.... there would just be no umbilical cord..... I think?

Speaking of incomplete statements...

lol, thank you

It's funny because I work night shift 4 / 10's and every week I'm out doing shit at least two of my three days off, and about every other week all three of my days off. But it's with all dudes and at their houses and there are never any women there.

I don't know about a real harp, but harp is one of my favorite patches to use on my guitar synthesizer.

That other thread was about my own workplace. And the responses in that other thread weren't as unanimous "no don't do that" as they are here.

Well, they make google accounts....

I love how Asians are dominating at the same time I randomly developed an Asian fetish.

Wait, what?

Not me practicing, just "the practice" of writing your name and phone number on the receipt and handing it back to the cute cashier. Judging by the answers in this thread. apparently it was actually good the opportunity didn't present itself, lol.

I mean, I guess...

But it's not due until Monday, right? Just wait until Sunday to do it.

Oh, I didn't understand the pretended you were hacked part of it.

I don't understand this one. Why would you want to pretend, or actually do, send your coworkers viruses, unless you WANT to cause headaches for yourself?

I don't have to swerve for anything often around here, but last night as I was driving home down a poorly lit road, at the last second I saw a furry animal right in front of me and scared the shit out of me (scared that I was going to run over someone's poor pet cat) and swerved, and I did swerve in time. The first split instant I saw it I thought it was a cat, but by the time I passed it I realized it was probably a 'possum, therefore probably nobody's beloved pet, and therefore not AS big a deal as if it was a cat, but I still don't want to murder any innocent furry animals if I can help it. And that shock of not noticing I was barreling down on the little guy until the last second lasted with me until like 10 minutes after I got home. Usually when I see animals on the road in front of me I have plenty of reaction time, even in the dark, but that particular street I was on last night is just so poorly lit.

Well there's no way I'd have a napkin in a shoe store.... I could've still used my own copy of the receipt, had I had access to a pen...

Go for it XD

Well that seems to be a unanimous "no."

I was shoe shopping today, and the customer service rep who rang up my purchase was a very cute latina (totally my type), and I was nervously debating with myself if I should write my name and number on the store copy receipt, in hopes that she would go, "Ooh, he likes me, he's cute, I should text him." I'm sure I would've chickened out, but it didn't matter anyway since I ended up having to sign on the digital pad rather than on a paper receipt so I never had a pen in my hand so I couldn't even give her my number on my copy either. Is this practice still accepted? Or was it ever even accepted in the first place?

The first question, I don't know, the second question, YES IT FUCKING WOULD.

I can't count how many times I've been browsing facebook and think, "I wonder if Morgan Freeman actually said that..."

Oh is THIS why I woke up mysteriously bald this morning?

Oh yeah, you're totally moist, huh?

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