Doom Metal Alchemist

Soft and delicate, I get the connection. Though it might be more accurate to call that baby a cherub.

I don't remember those in regards to toilet paper advertising.

I mean... why bears?

My bandmate said this is his COVID-19 theme song: Brilliant pick, if I do say so myself, especially since our band is primarily a doom metal one. I tried to come up with another good one, and while I think I did, I don't think it's as good as that one.

That wouldn't really work with our particular band dynamic, but I suppose in theory it could work in others. I say "band practice," but it's actually recording individual parts. When I formed this band my intention was to have it be strictly a studio project, and I already had loads of material written. The "standard" way of recording a band hasn't been to record them all playing together in some decades. The modern way to do it is to do one instrument at a time. This eliminates "bleed through" and gives you greater control over the tone and volume of each instrument, and its placement in the mix. We've made our bass player's house our home studio, that's where almost all the good recording equipment is. Our singer is our audio engineer, our other guitar player knows some stuff about recording, but I sure as hell wouldn't touch any of that equipment without our singer's direction, and I don't think our bass player would want to either, despite it all being at his house, lol. So basically, at the MOST minimal, our bass player needs to let our singer / engineer into his house, and whichever member is recording on any particular day needs to be in the same room. The bright side (in my mind, at least) is all four of us work for essential businesses, so it's not like we'll just be bored out of our minds at home all fucking week wishing we could get together, we got our jobs to occupy us.

I wish you were a beer.

Honestly, I wish your answer was more along the lines of, "ur a... wait a minute, I'm not falling for that."

I made the decision today for my band to stop meeting up until the shelter in place order is lifted. Fucking sucks, but I have to think of the safety of my parents, who I live with. So real soon I'm going to look online for a new audio interface and on my days off (I work in an essential business) going to do home recording during my band's downtime.

Can't let Jesus see, amirite?

A handsome, awesome guy.

I banned myself from poppyseed muffins because of that one Seinfeld episode. And I eat (other types) of muffins all the time.

Was that made by a furry with shit taste, or a furry with shit art skills? Or both? You decide.

Yeah, me too. "What if there's a false positive??? I'm sure these tests aren't perfect."

Happy birthday!

I work in an essential business, but thankfully our facility isn't customer facing. Hooray!

I've got something too. No fever, so I don't think it's coronavirus, yay. Kinda feels like a cold, I guess?

I did not.

For all the people freaking out about a lack of pics: The wording in the OP leads me to believe even though she arrived to the decision to bleach her hair before she posted the thread, the actual bleaching did not or has not occurred until after the posting of the thread.

How does this have you screwed? Don't you work in a restaurant?

@SwimModSponges this meme demonstrates very well that the kind of word play you like to do works much better when you don't put it in the form of "What do you get when...." question and answer.

It worked for me, and I have adblock on.

Cali resident here. I really, really want to meet with my band this Thursday. We haven't done any band activities in weeks, for various reasons not related to the virus.

This is a parody thread. Zeni used to do parody threads all the time. Usually of viper threads.

Drink more beer, maybe you won't be so bored after that.

......If I write something else, then obviously my hand hasn't been "conditioned" to write my signature while I'm holding a pen.