Doom Metal Alchemist

Happy birthday!

I work in an essential business, but thankfully our facility isn't customer facing. Hooray!

I've got something too. No fever, so I don't think it's coronavirus, yay. Kinda feels like a cold, I guess?

I did not.

For all the people freaking out about a lack of pics: The wording in the OP leads me to believe even though she arrived to the decision to bleach her hair before she posted the thread, the actual bleaching did not or has not occurred until after the posting of the thread.

How does this have you screwed? Don't you work in a restaurant?

@SwimModSponges this meme demonstrates very well that the kind of word play you like to do works much better when you don't put it in the form of "What do you get when...." question and answer.

It worked for me, and I have adblock on.

Cali resident here. I really, really want to meet with my band this Thursday. We haven't done any band activities in weeks, for various reasons not related to the virus.

This is a parody thread. Zeni used to do parody threads all the time. Usually of viper threads.

Drink more beer, maybe you won't be so bored after that.

......If I write something else, then obviously my hand hasn't been "conditioned" to write my signature while I'm holding a pen.

Some possibilities other than man-child (some worse than others): Single dad, has a bunch for when his kid(s) come over, feels he can spare some on you. Not-single dad, cheating on his wife with you.

People here on Earth are dying of old new diseases.

Change "man" to "woman" and I can dig it.

Some people say, my love (for chocolate), cannot be true...

Damn, the dude's wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt.

Finally! The sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

I kinda liked that one for what it was. Pretty decent guitar riff. Was disappointed to find out it was a cover.

Gotta admit, I kinda liked Papa Roach's breakout hit Last Resort for that Iron Maiden-ish guitar riff. This one has always been absolute GARBAGE though:

He wants the authentic experience when he plays the original Sonic the Hedgehog for the Genesis.

Shave your head and tell them the reason for that was because you found you had lice.

Did they claim that someone who is CLEARLY a WOMAN to be their ex-BOYfriend?