Doom Metal Alchemist

Seriously? I thought you were like 28 at the OLDEST.

BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO BUY OUR MUSIC ON THESE SHITTY DISCS CALLED CDS THAT WOULD GET SCRATCHED UP AFTER EVERY USE SO THE MUSIC WOULD SKIP LIKE IT WAS HAVING A SEIZURE, SO WE HAD TO BUY A REPAIR KIT TO FIX THE SKIP, BUT THE SCRATCH WAS STILL PHYSICALLY AND VISIBLY THERE. AND THE PLASTIC CASES SHATTER JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM.

I realized after I posted that, that I am of the very much older millennial, while you are significantly younger than me, so even though I grew up with a stereo, you might not have for all I know.

Bast your stereo. (Do millennials still have stereos?)

Ok.

Also fitting that you not being able to walk is aligning with the quarentine. 😆

Aw. I'm sad to say I don't remember you. 😞

Was Reallifehasdied your main on ASMB?

Oooh, new old member? Who dis?

Fuck this show. Fuck it to hell.

I wasn't at all implying hacking is what your job entails, although implying that you hacking each other being at all possible might have been been a bit presumptuous.

Puberty fucked me on body hair. Below the waist I'm bigfoot, above the waist I'm a baby.

You should have hacking wars.

How does that Pink Floyd lyric go, "...tell you the name of the Game Boy, we call it riding the gravy train." 1975, I think.

Rain Man should be @Nablotson's ring tone.

If by "but its not essential" you mean amazon isn't shipping those because they aren't essential because of the quarentine, you would be wrong.

My spoon is too big.

I thought people generally like it when comedians tell self-depricating jokes.

Wear it defiantly at work.

I swear to fucking god, if they don't get someone to voice that one woman in person...

I would've done the same thing.

Green: Agree very, very much. Red: Disagree very, very much.

Hooooooooooooooold on..... Are you saying it's good only until Steve Carrel leaves, or it's meh only until Steve Carrel leaves? I've never seen it without Steve Carrel.

Purple: Agree to an extent. I wouldn't say I don't like pork, but I vastly prefer beef and chicken. Red: Disagree. Blue: Does anyone still care about him? 😝 Green: Agree.

It's meh, meh, I say!