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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Some possibilities other than man-child (some worse than others): Single dad, has a bunch for when his kid(s) come over, feels he can spare some on you. Not-single dad, cheating on his wife with you.
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    People here on Earth are dying of old new diseases.
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    Change "man" to "woman" and I can dig it.
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    Some people say, my love (for chocolate), cannot be true...
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    Damn, the dude's wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt.
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    Finally! The sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
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    I kinda liked that one for what it was. Pretty decent guitar riff. Was disappointed to find out it was a cover.
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    Gotta admit, I kinda liked Papa Roach's breakout hit Last Resort for that Iron Maiden-ish guitar riff. This one has always been absolute GARBAGE though:
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    He wants the authentic experience when he plays the original Sonic the Hedgehog for the Genesis.
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    Shave your head and tell them the reason for that was because you found you had lice.
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    Did they claim that someone who is CLEARLY a WOMAN to be their ex-BOYfriend?
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    Most likely Super Mario Bros. 1, but Zelda 1 and 1943 are also possibilities.
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    Happy birthday! 🎂
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    Well I definitely don't have confidence.
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    Yeah, but to "stock up" on it? Who do you think I am, Gene Simmons?
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    How are single people supposed to stock up on nookie?
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    Oh.
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    And how long will it last you?
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    Nah, I only considered doing that.
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    And don't bother to cover your mouth. Or, cover your mouth with your hand, then immediately extend it for a handshake.
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    It's not fair, I have a head start. I'm assuming the race you're referring to is being a 40 year old virgin.
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    If only you had used an exclamation point instead of a period.... the way you elongated "go" makes it read like a cheer.
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    OMG is that from Duck Amok (AKA the greatest Loony Tunes short ever)?
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