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    Most likely Super Mario Bros. 1, but Zelda 1 and 1943 are also possibilities.
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    Happy birthday! 🎂
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    Well I definitely don't have confidence.
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    Yeah, but to "stock up" on it? Who do you think I am, Gene Simmons?
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    How are single people supposed to stock up on nookie?
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    Oh.
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    And how long will it last you?
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    Nah, I only considered doing that.
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    And don't bother to cover your mouth. Or, cover your mouth with your hand, then immediately extend it for a handshake.
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    It's not fair, I have a head start. I'm assuming the race you're referring to is being a 40 year old virgin.
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    If only you had used an exclamation point instead of a period.... the way you elongated "go" makes it read like a cheer.
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    OMG is that from Duck Amok (AKA the greatest Loony Tunes short ever)?
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    If you run out of toilet paper, try getting constipated. The less often you shit, the less TP you'll need.
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    I (kinda) know what an iron lung is, but what the hell is an aqua lung?
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    Thank you, guys!
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    Happy birthday! 🎂🍰
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Internet, watch porn, listen to music, play guitar.
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    Yes, Mr. Kehotik, everything stinks. Also, this South Park episode is on right now, and although it has nothing to do with a virus outbreak, this little clip is somewhat relevant to current events:
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    One time back in high school, I was thinking about a girl I had a crush on and got wood; however, I was on my way to go to the locker room to get changed.
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    We call him "vampire naraku."
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Start from the end of the thread and work your way backwards?
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    We already have a thread for that. https://unevenedge.com/topic/44653-post-memes-pls/#comments
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Didn't James Bond have a gun named moonraker in GoldenEye for N64?
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    I don't have you on facebook.
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