Doom Metal Alchemist

If you run out of toilet paper, try getting constipated. The less often you shit, the less TP you'll need.

I (kinda) know what an iron lung is, but what the hell is an aqua lung?

Thank you, guys!

Happy birthday! 🎂🍰

Internet, watch porn, listen to music, play guitar.

Yes, Mr. Kehotik, everything stinks. Also, this South Park episode is on right now, and although it has nothing to do with a virus outbreak, this little clip is somewhat relevant to current events:

One time back in high school, I was thinking about a girl I had a crush on and got wood; however, I was on my way to go to the locker room to get changed.

We call him "vampire naraku."

Start from the end of the thread and work your way backwards?

We already have a thread for that. https://unevenedge.com/topic/44653-post-memes-pls/#comments

Didn't James Bond have a gun named moonraker in GoldenEye for N64?

I don't have you on facebook.

No, it's not the placement I'm unhappy with, I regret what I chose to be on my arm. I got the band name Black Sabbath in the font of the Mob Rules album cover tattooed on my arm. I realized after I had done it its basically graffiti, and not only that, now it seems superfluous to wear either of the two Black Sabbath shirts that I have. I don't necessarily regret getting a Black Sabbath related tattoo, but I definitely should've chosen something besides the band name.

Athena's posted selfies on here / ASMB before. Also, pretty sure we're all nerds here.

I got my very first tattoo less than a year ago and I already want it gone.

"There's only one thing to do... eat our way out of this!"

I'm about 12 hours late, but let's pretend I'm not.... Lie on the beach, but instead of reading a book, post on your phone.

How about them puffs of air?

I do that too.

That's kinda vague on whether or not you want recs, but since you are familiar with Christian metal, but not old school stuff, I'll go ahead and give them. 😆 Trouble (In addition to being one of the first Christian-themed metal bands, they were one of the first post-Sabbath / Pentagram doom metal bands, particularly in America) Emerald: Warlord (This is an 80s band but what I'm linking you is from their 2013 comeback album, quite different from their 80s material. Their 80s material is less overtly Christian than this album) Lordian Guard (90s project from the Warlord guitarist. One of the most unique metal bands i've ever heard. Possibly more similar to 2013 Warlord than 80s Warlord is to 2013 Warlord.)

If you're interested in the concept of Christian metal (not Underoath) I can give you a few bands that I consider favorites of mine. They're mostly old school, like 80s-90s.

Years ago Comedy Central would show one of his specials, which ranged from him speaking to the audience as various characters, to being narrated, to doing air drumming on an invisible kit to a recording. It was really good, the air drumming bit was my favorite.

I use the arrow keys, home and end buttons, not so much page up and page down.

The singer in my band has known he has a had a polyp on his vocal cords for well over a year and his insurance and doctors have been hella dragging their feet on getting his surgery to remove it scheduled. Well it was finally surgically removed yesterday. Now in a couple weeks he'll have a follow-up doctor's appointment to make sure everything is healing correctly. I've literally never known my singer without this polyp but 90% of the time I hear him sing he wows me anyway. It's gonna be a trip hearing him at full power.