Doom Metal Alchemist

You butchered it.

Even I disagree with this.

What in god's name is this, are you stuck in the anti-friend zone? Is that a thing?

This would hit way too close to home if I had any younger siblings. What I get is watching my brother two years older than me have a wife and two kids all the while I've never even kissed a girl.

My county just got shutdown again and it's bumming me out. Once again, got to tell the bandmates I can't go to practice until things open back up (technically I could, but if things are so bad that we need to be shutdown I don't want to "bring anything home" to my elderly parents).

I've never heard of mint ice cream without at least chocolate chips in it. For a while mint chocolate chip was actually my favorite ice cream.

That sounds amazing.

You should've been a mod on ASMB.

Oh, hello phillies.

"On top of a big pile of money, with many beautiful ladies." - Rainier Wolfcastle (sp)

What the hell even is this thing?

Man, way too young. I don't know if this is in poor taste, but I preferred him a lot to Scottie, as he had a lot more "personality", so to speak. That said, I think what killed my interest in Mythbusters was that they found the formula that all myths were either "Adam and Jamie" or "Grant, Tory and Kari," and that format got old to me, I preferred it when they mixed it up who worked together on what.

I've lived in California my entire life and In N Out has the worst fries I've ever had.

We currently have one.

I just went yesterday and bought a shit ton of CDs. Spent like $130 and all of the CDs I bought were used. What sucks is that they're only open four days a week now. I'm trying to change my schedule at work so my band can practice more, but if I get the schedule I want that's best for my band, the record store is only open on all the days I would be working so I wouldn't be able to go at all.

Hot anime chicks getting orgasmic pleasure by licking the shit off of my ass. What's not to get?

Happy birthday! I got you this.... cat toy in the shape of a cake...

I've never run into this problem with laundry.... parking meters though, are another story.

I have an idea.... why not take the money AND the book?

You're probably more of an ass man, huh?

And then you pop out of it at some dude's bachelor party.

There is no way in hell I'd FORGET to eat for 24 hours. Even if I go 24 hours without eating for whatever reason, my hunger pangs are going to be constantly reminding me that I need to eat.

Out of "some type of chicken product" is not the same as being out of chicken.

The thought of losing consciousness completely and not even dreaming frightens me. Like what does that feel like? It must not feel like anything. Nothing to feel, nothing to think. I just can't imagine a complete lack of existence and I don't like it.

Happy birthday! I hope this cake isn't in poor taste, I just don't know what else to post.