Doom Metal Alchemist

No, that's the male version of cleavage.

.....is that supposed to be a deterrent to posting his gf 24/7?

I only got it BECAUSE he said it only works audibly.

I'm thankful my mom pretty much never uses facebook. She'll only look if she gets an email notification that someone tagged her in a post.

I don't know how'd you even manage a slap-on-the-wrist ban.... imo you're like the one here most likely to never get banned (even if you've gotten banned on ASMB, which I'm not sure if you have been).

My job has me walking a shit ton. Keeps me thin. Still a weakling, though.

Someone explain this one to me.

I can definitely see the appeal of being skinny from a fat person's perspective.... but as someone who's been skinny most of my life, I'd much rather be muscular.

Well if you watch the subs instead of the dubs... 😆

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid.

Looks like it's pretty much "almost" a yiddish word, and even more "almost" a German word. I know it (most likely in the yiddish 'farklempt' version noted above) from Mike Meyers' Coffee Talk with Linda Richman skits on SNL.

I voted for him, does that count?

I invest in cock fighting.

Happy birthday!

Oh, now the comparison to Sponges make sense.

There actually is such thing as a nose flute, however that is clearly a recorder.

Black is East, up is white... horses eating each other....

I guess it just came down to me being sheltered, lol. I only ever went into any kind of store (and never a convenience store) when I was riding with my mom. Even if I was alone, I probably wouldn't think to just read the mags in the store. And even doing that, that's a long way to keep that picture in your mental spank bank. And I sure as fuck wouldn't try shoplifting the mag (or shoplifting anything else). No playground I was ever at or school bus I ever rode had any.

Happy birthday wagz! I think we determined he was the youngest IBer when he joined in (I think) 2011.

Damn, while I was thinking of all those I put in my prior post I thought of another one that I forgot about when I made said post, and it's a big one. Morel Oral's two-part episode Nature when Clay goes on his psychotic drunken rant. Within that classic rant the moment that sticks out the most to me was 'THEN THEY GOTCHA BY THE right where it counts...." like it's on Adult Swim, so they could say balls or nuts or testicles or something, but I guess they figured it would be in character for any citizen of Moralton to censor themselves, even in a drunken psychotic rant. I've always wondered if Clay's voice actor had to do a shitload of takes for that "scene" just out of bursting out loud laughing while trying to record his lines. That must've been something reading those lines in that tone when you're probably not even angry, maybe even enjoying yourself. And it was a long rant too, if memory serves.

Those are very often not accessible. I didn't know of anyone with porn VHS's or Playboy mags. Before I discovered scrambled cable (PPV?) porn all I had was the Victoria's Secret catalog.

And yet Internet trolls are the exact opposite. 😆

Why don't you just play the fucking saxophone instead? I don't mean you personally, but what you said comes off as "dude, if only people knew how awesome this is, they'd see the truth!" When really they could get a similar feeling with MUCH better music by playing an instrument like the sax.

I think for us that were young at the time, boobs were boobs and that was that, but older guys liked the appeal of "dude real 18 year old co-eds flashing their titties!" And getting the DVDs you could watch it on your big screen TV rather than a tiny computer monitor. Me and you didn't care about that stuff because boobs are boobs, and finding them on the net was basically our only way of finding it in any kind of easy way.

lol I'm not equating Martha Stewart to Donald Trump. I'm equating Martha Stewart to Brad Pitt. Except for the fact I don't remember a shitload of American young/middle aged men clamoring for some Martha Stewart tail. You're equating Brad Pitt to Donald Trump. Also you're completely ignoring where I said Trump's wives would definitely fuck him for his money and clout while I would not because I don't want to fuck any dudes, including whoever that was you said was good and married. ALSO ALSO the money and clout was supposed to be in ADDITION to the good but aged looks of Mr. Pitt. I wasn't saying sleep with a Danny DeVito looking dude with money and clout. Looks are still part of the equation.