Doom Metal Alchemist

I'm a regular at my favorite pizza place that the woman there knows me by name and knows what I always order by memory (she just asks what size I want because sometimes I've gone medium and sometimes I've gone large), and I guess as showing appreciation of my continued business every once in a while she offers me a free drink while I wait. Today she did, and I got some Mountain Dew from the soda fountain, and for whatever reason, it tasted waaaaaay more syrupy than it usually does. I drink Mountain Dew all the time, but almost always out of cans. The cans of Mountain Dew I drink never taste this syrupy. And I never get Throwback or Zero Sugar, or Diet, or anything, always just regular ol' Mountain Dew. I've heard of restaurants watering down their soda fountains to cut costs, but it didn't taste watered down, like there wasn't less taste or anything, the only thing different was the syrupiness. It's known that the same soda may taste different depending on the container it's in (fountain, bottle, can), but the Internet would have me believe the fountain is the best. Based on this experience, I highly disagree.

I absolutely do not understand the fascination some guys have with seeing women eat bananas, hotdogs, corndogs, sub sandwiches, lolipops, etc. There's nothing sexual about it unless they do it deliberately.

Likes to cosplay as the kid from Easter Island.

Knows that I love The Critic.

Was passed over in favor Jon Leguizamo for the role of Luigi in the original Super Mario Bros. movie.

THANK. YOU. The original anime is one of my favorite animes of all time. Brotherhood really had no effect on me. Maybe if I had seen Brotherhood first I'd feel different. I don't know.

Plays banjo in a Kansas cover band. Does Kansas even use a banjo? I don't know. But this Kansas cover band does.

lol

How often does this occur in public men's restrooms from gay men or same sex pedophiles?

Neither is pedophiles picking up their prey in public bathrooms.

Sued Jim Davis for (allegedly) stealing their idea about a fat orange tabby cat named Garfield.

So if a woman has uterine cancer and has to get her uterus removed, is she still a woman?

When Pam slimmed down because of her cocaine addiction, why didn't her face slim down?

I've never noticed how exaggerated Bison's hat looks until now.

Feeds their pet humans turtle flesh.

Years ago I've watched a couple Sinbad stand-up specials on Comedy Central (wow, remember when Comedy Central played a lot of stand-up? Those were the days) and I thought he was funny.

Won an auction for Nintendo World Championships on ebay for $1,000,000,000, and obviously skipped out on payment.

I guess all those packs of cigarettes are "cost efficient" and a "guaranteed benefit," where the odds aren't "dead set against" you.

Spent a night in jail for kicking someone in the head.

Goddamn its so hard not to use the r-word here, but I started learning about climate change in the fucking 90s when I was in elementary school. How long before that has climate change been known? I don't know. Just because so you're so stupid AND ignorant you think fucking Al Gore came up with the concept doesn't make this anything new.

What pizza place you get it from?

This explains a lot.

Murphy era sea lab is in the same league as aqua teen.

But his Kava root thread actually fits in the What Are You Thinking About thread really well. If he posts that inane crap in there instead of posting a new thread every time a thought pops into his head, he'd be more tolerable.

I am happy that stupid "What am I doing?" thread was merged with the What Are You Thinking About thread.