Doom Metal Alchemist

It amazes me that we used to live in a society of "your pizza in 30 minutes or less or else its free!" If I order my pizza at 5:00 pm or later I'm happy if it's less than an hour, but not too mad if it's about an hour and a half, regardless of where I order from. What changed? Did pizza places used to hire like twice as many delivery drivers or something?

Somewhat related, but not a meme that I know of, a pic of the 70s/80s heavy metal band Quartz circa 2016: That dude in the blue shirt that looks like he'll gladly give you Wurther's Originals without even asking..... he's the ever present guitarist. The guy in the purple shirt was the other guitarist on their 77 debut then he left the band to be Black Sabbath's session/live keyboardist until around 2004. In 2011 he rejoined Quartz, in 2016 they put out their first album since 1983, and in 2017 he died of lung cancer. New album's in the works featuring some of the stuff he wrote before his death.

He has tags turned off on all accounts.

I meant BuddyRoe.

Buddy, was this you and your cousin recently?

I was never a Rug Rats fan, can someone confirm this is an actual pic from the show?

That "0 days since..." pic? I honestly thought I was helping.

I remember when my high school's porn blocker got me for searching for guitar tabs to Dio songs.

@Sawdamizer

You and I both know damn well you don'r want a clown react for levity. Anyway, we need a shocked react, something similar too: 😲

Because he's grabbing his woman's almost bare butt in public.

She's facially hot too. Aged well last I saw.

At least they also chose Frog's Theme.

Dude, even I've seen that movie. That and the 1989 remake are the only zombie movies I've ever seen.

It sounds cooler that way though. Happ-douken birthday, Ryu!

Is "Mittwoch" German for Meatwad?