Doom Metal Alchemist

Oh my, are banners coming back?

You missed the edit. And rofl @ pat's react. I wish I could give his react a laugh react. 😆

That is why I posted this thread. I was mocking pat.

I don't know too much about basketball.

No Test For Echo?

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Sports lingo, man.

I don't understand here. I'm not much of a basketball fan, but wiki says he's a 6x NBA champion, 1991-1993, and 1996-1998.

I just looked up his wikipedia page, and it looks like the implication is he won 3 national championships in preperation for Space Jam, then made Space Jam, and went back to basketball for a few more Championships. The joke still works!

Ah.

Yes?

Oh Jesus Christ what fresh hell is this....

Come September and the schools still aren't open yet, are you going to post Welcome to My Nightmare?

From the article: I mean most attorneys don't go on national television and radio with their bullshit and just leave it for the courtroom, but ok....

We're literally STILL giving it to him! 😱

Blocking him works so well as a way to avoid giving him attention when every time he posts you ask "Did he post [blah blah blah]?"

Homer Simpson Disease is a term I just made up but it can mean many things to many people..... I have Teen Titans Go on the TV as background noise. I heard Robin exclaim, "Crime Alert!" and for whatever reason, my mind went to "I'll crime your alert." I do this in my head all the goddamn time with stuff I randomly hear on TV when I'm not really paying attention. I don't know why. I guess for me one of the most defining moments of The Simpsons was when Lisa said to Homer, "I need to practice my saxophone!" And Homer goes "I'll practice you!" And Lisa goes, "You'll practice me? What does that even mean?" Not really one of my favorite moments but it's apparently drilled into my subconsciousness. I think there were other moments of similar Homer's dialogue that my weird formula more closely mirrors. Anyone else have any Homer Simpson Diseases?

Dang. I read 1984 as part of HS required reading. I hated it. The entire book was boring except the chapter about Room 101 but I still hated that chapter because it just seemed fucked up to me. And I hated the ending too.

I'm not so sure it's about fanboyism as it is about a few MASSIVELY popular / incredible games that saved the sinking ship. Ocarina of Time, Smash Bros., Mario Kart, Goldeneye.... I always hated Goldeneye but I'm pretty sure I'm alone in that.... Ocarina of Time was a masterpiece and Smash Bros is my fav multi player game of all time (never played any of its sequels, so if it was ever improved upon I wouldn't know). I think it was a Pat the NES Punk vid I was watching that pointed out that like every other fucking third party game on N64 was a shitty racing game. And I can't refute that. There were a ton. And why make a bunch of shitty "normal" racing games when you got FUCKING MARIO KART? My own personal biggest gripe with the N64 though was no follow-up to the incredible Super Metroid.

I thought that was really underrated. I beat it and enjoyed all the way through, for the most part (the exception being that part where you're carrying some concoction that blows up on you if you so much nudge anything other than air. Fuck that part).

For once me and sawdy are on the same wavelength.

Damn, I was all set to reply, "WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY..... NIGH!"

Now that's a dream job I'd go to grad school for.