Doom Metal Alchemist

Honestly I'm thinking it's 2 bucket alts talking to each other. Cum Mountain was posting kinda like lytebryte and Mortir for a bit.

It's a goofy / fun shirt that I think is cool on someone else but I'd never wear it myself.

That's an interesting shirt.

Yoshi's sacrifices will not go unnoticed. Yoshi, we salute you.

This^

I like how you quoted it for posterity.

"goatse" for yourself and post it.

I can't even picture what a hentai restaurant would be.

Chuck E., no! 😪

So its not necessary and you let that stop you from your life long dream?

Not that I have any knowledge of the trucking business but I have a heard time believing you're responsible for buying your own semi.

You're doing this on purpose aren't you? If you play dumb on this again I'm ignoring you.

I'm sure when you were a kid you had dreams of becoming a life-long janitor.

I can easily test this out by logging out and seeing for myself, but I worry that my browser doesn't know my password and neither do I, so I'm taking you at your word, and hoping you're not talking out of your ass as your fake mod persona.

People don't become comedians "just because." It's because they have a passion for making people laugh, and was a dream of theirs. If they were successful at it, they'd keep it up instead of moving on to something else.

Why would you give up on being a comedian if you were successful?

I don't know it seems I've run into a few people who think he's some kind of legit political pundit / (non-comedic) genius.

Why not, at least half the country gets their news from Joe Rogan.

This is one of the stupidest things I've ever read here (including ASMB).

With DF not having a post count requirement anymore, is it still impervious to Google searches?

I mean this is inspired by a real life serial killer namerika named..... I believe he was sentenced to death. By the way, the rope is not for autoerotic asphyxiation

If you get paid by direct deposit and have a debit card the convenience factor is huge.

If this includes passing on the right, yes, many times. Why do people insist on going exactly the speed limit in the far left lane on the freeway when there are two other lanes that have plenty of room for them? Fuck if I know. There are literally multiple road signs that state "slow traffic keep right." Keeping with this theme, have you ever intentionally ran a red light?