Doom Metal Alchemist

Loki.... Lo.... ki..... Low key.... But what does it mean? 🤔

I hope his excuse revolves around being careful not to catch/spread covid. But I guess that is predicated on how often he's been photographed shaking hands with others.

Welp I was already planning on going to the local brick and mortar Apple Store today for a new MacBook, maybe I can get a new phone while I'm there too. Looks like this one isn't gonna be useful for much longer.

6. I know it's old. I wonder if they stopped supporting it. But if they did it would be nice for my phone to say so.

Ah. You're only partially correct about westpark though, he hated Apple with a passion as opposed to Windows. Also I think he (righlty) blamed Apple for the existance of samrtphones in the first place.

Ok westpark. I like the GarageBand app for recording my music. I have an iPhone because that's what my dad gave me. For free.

My MacBook's monitor is fucked, so I need a new comp. Wanna get another MacBook. I'm currently using the one with the fucked monitor, but it's hard as fuck to read what's on the screen at any given time. So I go to my phone and apparently on the iPhone you can only shop from Apple's site on a fucking iOS app for the Apple Store. Fine, I'll do that. Try to download the app, says I need iOS version 13.0 or later. I check the "check for updates" settings on my phone. "Version 12.5.4. Your software is up to date." So if my software is up to date does that mean no one on god's green goddamn mother fucking piece of fucking shit Earth can access the Apple Store on mobile with this mythical non-existant iOS version 13? Or is my smart phone in fact a dumb(fuck) phone and is lying to me about being up to date?

Oh yeah, I like the term @Katya_Hiki used not too long ago: https://unevenedge.com/topic/55971-reply-to-this-is-you-like-big-mommy-milkerz/

Dirty pillows.

Happy birthday! 🎂

Hey @SwimModSponges, what was that one video of Trump saying guns should be taken away without even asking questions first? Wanna post that?

This is what I randomly woke up to about 12 hours ago.

I'm a really picky eater and I enjoy the crust. Like, not just eat it, I really, really like it.

Are those grapes?

Blah blah gay sex, blah blah congress.

Fixed. 🤪

Outa work due to covid?

Are you sure this isn't a case of mistaken identity? Their full sn on ASMB was cidthekittyisfun.

I'll bet her being high had something to do with it...

What the hell was that batter doing

Yup.