Doom Metal Alchemist

On a side note.... Anyone that remembers that Friends episode where Phoebe tries to give Joey guitar lessons and Joey drops his pick in the sound hole of his acoustic guitar and he shakes it like mad to get it to fall out. That shit is 100% real. I laughed so fucking hard at that because it was incredibly relatable to me.

Thought this was funny, but I don't know if we have a lot of married gamers on this board.... Sawdy is the only one that comes to mind right now.

Maybe, my friend was a stocker, lol. EDIT: what I meant was maybe he meant the stockers.

My friend used to work at Walmart and he said the reason they're not helpful is that management gets angry for their tasks taking longer than they should by stopping to help customers.

Spongebob told me all you have to do is leave your refrigerator door open all night and you wake up to an arctic tundra.

Missed the opportunity to shoop the logo to say "Baba Blast."

It's just easier for the programmers to alphabetize by the first word no matter what it is. I'm sure they give no fucks about grammar when making these applications. That said, it kinda bugs me too.

The wisdom of Aesop proves true again. ...The Tortoise and the Hare is an Aesop fable, right?

Congrats!

85.

Honestly I was part of the "shhhh he'll come back" crowd.

That's odd to me, but being freezing while I'm trying to sleep is generally not a problem I have.

I didn't make the meme, lol.

I'm more shocked that being too hot puts her to sleep. That sounds like heaven.

You’re kidding.

buh-dum-tss

I almost answered with that, lol.

Well, congrats anyway.