Doom Metal Alchemist

No, I've never drunk and drove. Have you ever had to resort to wiping your ass with a sock?

*gives you Taco Bell Pepto taco*

I really wish I could tell my body to do that.

@Naraku4656

I knew it wasn't but I still read the thread title in Rob Halford's voice anyway.

And was a samurai.

It's been way too long since I've had crepes. One of the very few advantages to having French class every year in elementary school is ONE DAY your teacher will bring crepes for the class.

And then you made cheesestakes to kill lactose intolerant vampires.

I thought your main was banned at the time.

Dreamcast is an old system, it itself might not even have broadband or wifi capabilities.

I've never heard that phrase before in my life. I'd have to assume it started with Atari 2600 players.

Jesus Christ that game is 21 years old. You as may well ask him if he wants to play Frogger with you. Goddamn I'm old.

"Passing sticks" on Mega Man 3? Did you use the NES Advantage?

You couldn't mod an Xbox.

On a burger? Yes.

He's a brontosaurus.

Not sharing because I find it particularly funny, but what the hell is with the ratio between the size of his body and the size of his head?

That's me, except I passed young years ago. Still cracks me up when boomers tell me, "You're young, you can take it." I'M ALMOST 40, THAT ISN'T YOUNG I DON'T CARE IF IT'S YOUNGER THAN YOU.

This is a pizza thread. This thread was specifically created to not derail a thread about pasta turning into a thread about pizza, and now you're trying to derail this thread back to pasta.

I thought it was a snowy landscape.

This was my experience browsing match.com profiles some 15 or so years ago. Because this, coupled with pretty much every profile I looked at explicitly listing long hair as a turn off, was my first and last time I ever even remotely attempted Internet dating. I hear Tinder has changed the game though.....