katt_goddess

I have an alchemy circle rug from Full Metal Alchemist in my living room and it's started to move around in the middle of the night. You are an inanimate object, start acting like one.

Translation - he's literally held together with spite and the sticky tabs of his Huggies.

Yeah, I didn't want to actually point that out though. That said, his meds could be giving him a case of old dude mush-mouth too. He's on a few and sometimes when they got changed in the past, they'd cause him to sweat standing still.

Because none of the laws currently being pushed by dudes consider jacking off to be wanton abandonment. And jacking off is a choice which apparently is very acceptable for dudes. Personally I'm tired of dealing with other peoples' pet sperms.

They are, it's just they keep saying 'Biden' instead. Projection stronger than a drive-in movie event.

Even better, all females capable of ovulation can now claim themselves as Head of Household on their tax forms and claim up to no less than 1,000 dependents regardless of marriage status.

It took like 20 got-damn years to get rid of that accent, doncha know.

I really do hope this means he's feeling much much better. The world needs more storytime with Uncle George.

The movie was called 'Fargo' but the only thing that happened in Fargo was like the opening bit where they were making all their plans. It mostly happened in Minnesota, mainly Brainerd with a hint of Grand Forks, ND just because. Sad thing is, I remember there was an open cattle call for actors in Fargo, ND when they were first thinking about doing the series and I had the opportunity to go there but got majorly sick the day of.

Mattress with hair. Rancid crotch-pocket. Jenny McCarthy.

The movie, the series or the city? Because two of those things are a nope.

Are you SURE you weren't high and drove through North Dakota instead?

This is what happens when an ameba is told to go f itself. And it does.

I honestly think those things give off some sort of signal only your lizard brain can hear that causes you to get more once one enters your home and remains exposed for more than 12 hours. Get one as a gift for someone? No problem. Someone leaves one in your house? Suddenly there's blank-eyed goblins staring at you from every possible surface.

Election 2024 list of Presidential nominees - Democrat - Biden RepoLickins - Drumpf Write-In -

I believe the Spice Channel trademarked that already, in all possible spellings, for all eternity.

Called it.

I heard someone mention a medical forgiveness plan?

Yeah, I’m a pretty, little flower. Like a prom date, maybe? Enjoy the silence, are you for supper? Turtles. Now let’s go talk about little, breaded chicken fingers.

Someone had to be #1 at being Worst. Congrats at continuing to defend that spot yugely and with an ever widening gap.

Hey, wanna buy those super fancy sneakers? Drumpf didn't think things through [ duh ] and lost the domain name shoptrumpsneakers.com to David Hogg. It directs to an anti-gun violence website.

He also just 'dropped' some really hideous gold sneakers. Gofundmes can be challenged for validity. Considering who the so-called beneficiary is, fraud isn't all that hard to claim.

Actual fascists don't like it when all the things they demand [ like book bans, bathroom lockdowns, pronoun policing, laws stating that an entire gender is no longer allowed to make medical decisions about their own body, banning gender-specific care { which mysteriously doesn't include banning Viagra or testosterone 'cuz 'mah balls, mah RIGHTS' }, having someone physically 'inspect' the genitals of school children to ensure they are playing the right sports, voting restrictions to ensure only the 'right' people can vote ever, etc ] are called out as fascism so they are now going out of their way to claim everything is fascist in order to water down the meaning of the word to the populace.

Since he's trying to push for idiot-in-law Lara to have her hands in the NRA cookie jar, I'm guessing he's about to try to empty that till while still demanding the GOP in general foot his bills. Any pleas for political donations forwarded by useful idiots on social media should be met with 'He said he's a billionaire, let him pay for this with his couch change.'

The bread I keep losing to the tax-ass because I make too much to not pay and too little to not pay and get away with it.