katt_goddess

I think my store has been attracting the WalMartian Butt-Monsters that have wandered too far from their usual herds lately.

I need peace and quiet and some stress-free me-time to do all the things I want to do. Alone. Like 4+ months worth or something. Is any of that too damn much to ask for? Also, I spilled my drink and now only have some crappy soy milk left.

I saw a huge butt-monster at the store today. It was wearing what might have originally been pink granny panties but their hungry butt turned it into a thong. I know this because they kept bending over to look at things on the shelf and that scared triangle of pink cloth would breach the waist band. I didn't dare get too close but kinda wanted to remind them that the store has cameras virtually everywhere.

Dick Army. and of course, his wife, Vagina Coastguard.

22 more days... -.-; My boots still need to be shined. This is why I always travel out the day after the Con ends. I get one full evening / night to myself at the hotel before spending a day in airports watching fat people try to fit on those people-movers.

Doc has actually said that Hank is so sane he seems insane. So he probably wouldn't just sleep with Triana because she's just past data to him. He takes stuff in and goes on to the next adventure. Also, I really want to say that he took all the pages where Dean wrote out how he was a bad brother with him. He's going to be processing all that while he's back on his mom bullshit again. I could see him telling her Dean slept with his girlfriend though just as a share / rant. Predictions for Hank. He ends up at that dojo that only had a small camo appearance as an instructor since he's been training under Brock since forever. And he somehow ends up as a Henchman for Uncle Malcolm not knowing they are related and the Monarch not saying anything but feeling somewhat responsible for his safety now that he actually sort of has an extended family.

Writing the link on my boobs during Dragon Con. No one is looking at anything else anyway.

I only smoke if I'm caught outside in direct sunlight.

My hobby is growing tumors. It's been really productive. I'm a year overdue for what's supposed to be a twice-a-year jaw check to keep blobbies from reoccurring [ a good chunk of my face is actually medical plaster and a steel peg from evicting blobbies ] but once I can finally get away from work long enough for that crap to happen, I also schedule a cleaning for the same day just to get the taste of rubber gloves and x-ray props out of my mouth. It's a full day of fun right there. Haven't had the micro-blasting thing yet. If it's faster and less annoying than the scrape-n-poke, I'm all for it. The faster I get that little bag of Crest garbage the better.

Trade you for a no-day weekend?

They don't make sunblock strong enough. A long sleeved button-up dude shirt is quicker to throw on and take off. There are plenty of days where the first thing I do when I get home is shed everything and stand in a cold shower until I can actually feel the cold water.

My blood pressure is back into the 140's again and I'm supposed to relax, rest, and not do anything or deal with anything for awhile. Good luck with that. I can't even sleep through the night properly lately because everything hurts.

Power coupon shopping at Bath & Bodyworks today because I am not going near the mall on Fridays or weekends. Sweater Weather and Blueberry Waffle candles, full size Lily & Green Tea mist, small size Pretty As A Peach mist, and a de-stressor bath fizzy = ~$24.

I'm the opposite in I usually have to keep my right eye shut in strong sunlight, even with sunglasses. Horribly photosensitive. I hate summer because I have to wear long sleeves and gloves when outside for any length of time or I start to burn.

Sadly, I'm not all that surprised. I saw a 'Cat Dad' shirt online and knew it was just the start.

I was forced to go to a lot of church growing up... But my mom looks more like she escaped 51 than the Vatican. The reason could be so she'd hide stuff for them later in case of neckbeard Naruto invaders.

Can confirm. They moved all the Area 51 stuff to my mom's house because once something goes in that hole, it's never seen again.

But then the question would be would you poke it or just run screaming from the room a Born Again Mega-Vegan?

I think they could have a free trial thing. Isn't it free with Amazon Prime anyway or is that just if you have a firecube? Because I know they'll occasionally do a 30 free trial of the Prime service which should include the streaming stuff. Otherwise, I'm guessing it isn't all that much since now everyone has a streaming service of some kind and there are so many that have solid free menus to enjoy.

Yeah, first season. Every time I see that gif, no matter the quote, I laugh so hard I choke. That little person didn't stand a chance - they were just like a Lego in the hallway in the morning.

You end up with a mutant abnormal zombie with a pituitary problem... Please note what may be fuggs in the lower left hand corner on her bike

Bird

The end of humanity started not with a bang but with girlish high pitched screams at a Chinese restaurant...

That does seem like a lot to process. At least you had a feeling already so it's not like you stumbled on a family secret at a funeral. Your personal history just got bigger, that's all. It doesn't change who you really are because this is you now. Your history will continue to change all your life, you just ended up with an entire chapter in a single drop this time.