katt_goddess

I didn't get any tricky treaters this year. ALL THE CANDIES ARE BELONGING TO ME!

I drink coffee for your protection

I am not taking this travesty of a ban lying down! I'm going to go make coffee or something.

*self-bans for dad joke

Did you...hit it out of the park? *flees

Do you have a Job Service in your area? The one around here helps you post your resume online and target them.

That's not a denial, dude.

Walked through the doors at work this morning. Shitmas music was already playing through the speakers. Corporate controlled, there's no escaping it unless the satellite goes down.

I haven't heard anything via McGruder. I'm guessing that if there is a major announcement, he has his own means for that. [ as ] may go bump route as is usual. If the R&M marathon hadn't already been scheduled, programmed in and announced they might have played some episodes. The only thing I do know is it was cardiac arrest. Beyond that, unknown.

Lies. Cracky has been known to Naruto-run around his backyard and yell 'BELIEVE IT!' whenever asked if he's finished the chores. His wife will back me up on this with a 'bless his little heart' comment.

I hate the crapmas season. It was nothing but stress and trauma growing up. Halloween is where it's at. I do put up a sock for the beasties halfway through December though for Yule. That way my foul mood doesn't completely affect the fuzz ball [ the keets could care less ] . Every day that it's up, she'll go and sit under it for a bit and look at it like a little kid patiently waiting for presents.

I hate the Con landgrab. -.-; I need to be William Shatner famous so my hotel of choice just automatically has a room to my liking available purely for the positive publicity. 2020 - Year of the Big-Ass Room because that's all that was open in the block. Spare a ramen?

I don't think it's as sudden as it seems. I recall hearing a while back that he'd been feeling under the weather. Sometimes it doesn't take much. Not to say this doesn't still seem like a shock. He could have been sick and just not said anything to anyone so they wouldn't worry. He could have just not known anything was wrong.

DON'T DO IT! We must keep the traditions alive lest they die in the dark. 😮

I figured as much which is why I said something so he wouldn't think Rogue was talking to him. His stuff is fine, most of the stuff in here is fine, fugg's MSPaint skills are not. WE HAVE STANDARDS, DAMNIT!

? He was telling fuggs off for being fuggs after having to flush her most recent turd in here.

I'm guessing the trog that wrote this is one of those that doesn't believe rape is real and therefore consent isn't an issue. Sounds like a Kansas Republican.

Well, crap. I'm not even sure if all the recordings were completed for the next season and I don't think anyone ever thought that there'd be a need for an impressionist to at least finish the unfinished.

People park their cars and open their trunks where they keep a tote with candy. Kids go from car trunk to car trunk and do their candy begging that way. Some people consider it a safer alternative to traditional trick-or-treating and it sort of is [ open areas, lots of parents right there, bright lights ] but at the same time it's just lazy. You end up with fat kids wheezing their way from one car to the next for sugar bombs when they really should be walking those future calories off the old fashioned way.

I used to get them way back when I first moved to this building but people just don't trick-or-treat much anymore. They go set up their cars in different store parking lots and go trunk-or-treating instead or they have parents that lock them in a church basement for the evening if it's on a weekend. I even used to give away toys with the candy - there was a claw game that I couldn't lose at and I'd just play that thing on and off all year, toss the stuffed toys in a tote and let kids pick a toy for the road. Halloween was the one holiday that you could actually get your moneys worth if you put in the effort when I was little and it's mah jam. And it's not possible to really set up outside the building to hand out stuff because it's trying to snow right now. Tomorrow is supposed to be even colder. I've been here for almost 20 years now. I have lights hanging in the window year round, Toothless George the pet human skull on the bookcase, the flying broom that's been on the ceiling since 2002, and just all sorts of delightfully witchy crap everywhere. I've been here so long that basically my original security deposit now earns interest so as long as I don't put my foot through a wall or something, I'd get a check should I leave.

You didn't even ask if you are giving or receiving. Brave one you are.

I like this rule. "Don't be a dick or I reserve the right to ban the ever loving shit out of you." It wasn't written specifically for this place but I'm guessing most of the people around here know where it's from and can agree to it wholeheartedly.

"Every day is Halloween for me..." I don't do anything super elaborate anymore because I haven't had a trick-or-treater in over a decade now and that makes me sad. I still buy candy though. <.< >.> Peanut butter cups are medicinal. Honest. I do put a really crappy cardboard cutout Walking Dead mask on the kitty that hangs on my door though that fits over the head perfectly. The day after I put it on, I heard one of the neighbor's kids running in the hall while her mom was doing laundry and she screamed when she saw it. Made my day. I think she's run up to the door every day since whenever she's in the hall to laugh at the evil kitty. And there's a broom that's been hovering by the ceiling since 2002 that just doesn't want to come down. There's currently a Howler ornament hanging from the tip.