katt_goddess

They're Uggs. Fuzziness is a requirement. That way they can never be washed and will stink to high hell by the spring. Uggs : We Will Stink But Hey Fuzzy! Yeah, I could use new fuzzies too.

I yelled that the second I hovered over the link and saw the title. O.<

And this would be different from your normal behavior how?

Magic? <.< >.> Actually its the way the game itself is set up. Each area of the world has characters you need to beat in order to move on to other areas of the world. The goal is that once you've managed to beat everyone, the Russian chessmaster Kasparov unlocks. And probably beats the virtual crap out of you for disturbing his slumber or something. There are different levels to different characters. The avatar for the kid in Brazil is some fat brat and he would kick my cheeks every time so I never got very far.

? I kept getting my ass beat by a fat kid in Brazil on this one. I finally had to put it away.

Deep breath and realize that what is setting you off already happened in the past and you are here in the present now. Kitten cuddling at a shelter helps too.

Tearing out the defrosted internal gizzard bits while screaming 'THIS IS SPARTA!'

... At least he's not a moist sleeper?

If you seriously need horrible things, just tune in for 'Bloodfeast' on their streams. I really don't think Max is above acting out hentai scenes by request. >.<

Disco Shredder : Glitter is Forever.

He plays them on repeat while he's falling asleep so when he wakes up he can pretend people actually give a crap about him by seeing the numbers.

My card has a flower on it. I demand a fancy slipcover too! It doesn't have to say 'Elite' necessarily. Maybe 'Comforting? ' . And yes, Smilie Indifferent is mandatory.

I vaguely miss the days of getting one of those 'you are burning in hell' Chick Tracts in the mail with no return address. At least that was mildly amusing. Getting on a porn mailing list was less so. Otherwise, my relatives pretty much know to leave me alone because I know where they live too.

The only person here who might watch that crap-vlog is Ric. We'll ask him to summarize it so no one else has to purge their watch history.

Attention 'Mothers-of-the-Year' - Stores are not babysitters. They are not playgrounds. They do not exist for you to use as a giant toy box for your nasty, screaming, diapered crotch-goblins to trash while you stare off into space or fiddle with your cell phone. If you don't wanna 'mom' in public then spring for someone to watch the little monsters elsewhere. Your shopping trip will go that much faster and every single clerk in every single store you go to won't be trying to blow you up with their minds. One of these days, you won't be so lucky.

We have black Santas, black elves, black angels at my store. All the nativities crap is still white as snow though. Santa is an elf. Elves are magic. They don't need to be a specific skin tone because they ARE FRICKIN' MAGIC.

Congrats to the new mom? Are we going to see you on an episode of 'I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant' in the future? I get that when my liver unleashes and it's like a fire sale in my intestines. But like Vela pointed out, it's shock related because intestines aren't meant to hold the entire bile contents of a liver all at once.

Happy Hatchday to covered_in_yellow!

If you regularly shave, probably will only notice a few nicks in the morning and wonder wtf. If you don't shave regularly, prepare to enjoy the creative rambling hedge-maze that your drunken mind will design and your hands will fail to follow.

"I've seen things, man. So many things. CHARLIE ALL AROUND!" B&N had blind boxes from Japan of Hats For Cats. My little monster is now the unhappy owner of mint green bunny hat and one shaped like a banana. I...can't find the banana one. I think it might turn up in pieces in the box in the future. -.-;

Keith Crofford is taking over the Lazzo spot, DeMarco is staying on as the head of the Toonami-side of [ as ] .

Mike Lazzo will be retiring from the [ as ] / WS community shortly. This has actually been in the works for a bit now but the time is rapidly coming to an end. I'll likely come back to fill out general thoughts and memories concerning ~18 years of stupid hair jokes but for now, let's start this thread up and see if there are any voters and people willing to post their thoughts about this.