katt_goddess

My super power is epic telekinesis. I use it to keep my boobs from freefalling past my navel and beyond. My other super power is not killing idiots, especially around the Crapmas holiday season. All while horrible sober.

My healing level right now is somewhere around 'Logan' . I did get bit by a goddamn radioactive spider but all I got was some really narly rash circles. [ in ND, just presume that all biting things are radioactive ]

Straight edge. I'm allergic to alcohol and tend to adjust to prescription medications too fast for them to be worth the efforts.

Translation - Who engages in day-to-day reality without resorting to mind altering drugs?

Hey, hope always springs eternal when it comes to medical bills going the hell away.

I've never come across the 'you're so sweet' thing as anything other than a sincerity. However, 'bless your little heart' is always an insult if the person saying it is southern. Always!

Disclaimer, I have yet to have a medical debt completely lump summed out of existence just to get rid of me. But, for my gallbladder I was able to set my payments at $50 a month after jumping through all the hoops to get it reduced. That way I'd still send in more than that if I could but didn't have to worry about whether or not I'd be able to afford a payment on any given month. My payments today are much higher than that but it's still set at a level that I know I can hit if not exceed. Always try to get your payments set at something you know you should be able to beat every month. It may stretch things out for what seems like forever, but you'll also have that little extra happy moment on any month you send in extra. Also, you said you don't have insurance? Might work in your favor. Some hospitals will not only work with you on payments but they'll reduce the amount you owe a little at a time with each payment you make on time. It's a good faith maneuver on both sides. Look into it.

Acid reflux is better than cardiac hell. Although you end up having to give up pop and possibly coffee while on certain meds. Check and see if your hospital has some sort of partnership with any agency that'll allow you to pay off the bill in small, interest-free monthly payments that won't screw your actual credit. You might even qualify for a reduced bill depending on your current income.

And the mini cans of pop! Last time I was in the hospital, I got jello and mini colas.

We come from the moon. Prepare to be spanked by moonrocks.

Dang dude. Healing vibes. All things heart suck donkey balls when things go south.

But in a frame, it goes from 'poster' to 'I am adulting with ART' .

Dude, not really. I've got all sorts of framed things on the walls [ mostly Venture Brothers art ] and I have them all hanging from thumbtacks. You just make sure to get a light-weight frame. And hole repair for that is literally a small piece of poster putty pushed into the wall to make the hole disappear and a dot of nail polish to smooth it all down. If you are renting, they have to repaint the walls for the next tenant anyway so the polish means it all looks new after.

I_am_Jacks_STD Breast Caddies LLC. Let them carry your load.

The last time I just hung out platonically with board friends, sticks gave my wrist a rash. I am allergic to you weirdos.

Why do I think that dude makes grant money doing that crap?

The clap of my buttcheeks alerts the bees.

Every one already knows my broom hovers near the ceiling at all times.

Straight up, if you are trying to spam your way to 500 it isn't going to work.

Mine will occasionally destroy one that falls into the tub before I find it. I've caught her in there smiling away with twitching legs sticking out of her mouth way too many times for comfort. Otherwise, form of cat-loaf.

Cats and dogs having been 'domesticated' for as long as they have, it's impossible that they haven't developed language understanding. Especially cats since their brains are wired almost identically to humans as far as which portions do what and how much of an area is used to process certain info. They are just smart enough to know that us knowing they know would require them to actually contribute to the household chores instead of pooping on the carpet when the litterbox isn't acceptable enough and then trying to roll and look cute. Not working, furball. Your predecessor would go get a plastic bag and bring it to me if she didn't like the state of things and when she was bored, she'd get the tv remote and turn it on to surf until something interesting caught her attention. Your superpower appears to be turning into the amazing cat-loaf and hosting ultimate spider fights in the hallway when you think I'm sleeping.

I blocked posts that quoted things that were not all that kosher. Otherwise, people would be riding the ban-hammer bus right now for at least a block or so.

helps, stop being a dick. You just end up peeing on your own shoes. -.-; elfie, if you announce what you are doing every time you do it people are just going to jump on you more when stuff does get cleaned up. The human body has 7 layers of functional skin before damage fully takes effect. Think about it. -.-; And please no links to illegal sites just to be an ass about it. -.-; The current 'official' kissanime is currently being hosted out of Russia for crying out loud. If someone wants to go there, they can find their way there without any public help from here please. Thank you Drive through.