katt_goddess

Weird Al is not on there. You're dead to me, can opener!

Happy hatchday! Some cleavage just for you

The rule of averages pretty much states that on the internet, bored buttholes that will screw with a phone number just for the lols outstrip the likelihood of people joining out of seriousness. Because the internet is full of cats and most of them are indeed buttholes.

Not that I would encourage such a thing, but if some of the more bored chans were to get that particular number they'd have something to not be bored with for as long as it takes for the number to stay connected. <.< >.>

I hate having the perfect insult and not being able to use it publicly as frickin' nature intended. Because after dealing with aisle after aisle after aisle of human plugs blocking all actual passage through, I just want to yell 'MOVE IT YOU WORTHLESS TAMPONS!' just to see if they actually wake up, look around and realize that they have parked their carts right in the center of the aisle in order to have a very important conversation on their phone...with the person in the next damn aisle. One of these days, man....one of these days...

Happy Hatchday!

My gut and I are currently not on speaking terms as I force-fed it free Mexican food yesterday.

I have a lovely recipe for burnt-as-f flour. Guaranteed to make you hate life.

Two words - 'Cinnamon Challenge' It's made everything a potential challenge for people who never grew out of the whole 'everything goes in mouth' phase.

If I give you permission to start your vacation, you can give me permission too, right? That's how it works in adulting? 'cuz I'll totally permits you. Only 8 weeks, 3 days until vacation time.... -.-;

BLOG POST Also...I was going to post a pic of a kitty saying that but apparently you can't bing 'kitty blog images' without getting ALL THE PORNS. >.<

Willow essence and snail slime from Korea makes for baby-ass cheeks sans the splatters. I think it's snail slime. It has a picture of a snail on it and it's slimy.

I'm trying not to! That's what the boobenwraps are preventing. And 2 frickin' threads? That's one more than I got all 13+ years on the old [ asmb ] . 🤗 Makes me wonder what y'all have heard? <.< >.> Thank you everyone! And cracky is a fetus.

Not when you're tired.

WS Culture was life. Fight me.

Uff-dah.

The Target here has wheelchairs at the service counter. I've had to use the stupid things in the past which is the only reason I know where to find them. I refuse to be a rascal rider. I swear more and more of them look like Murderface's mom.

Yeah.... Nevermind. I don't want any more of you weirdos knowing exactly where I live.

What a coincidence. The worst thing happened to me. The post office lost track of my package. It was an olive green Sherpa hoodie from Victoria's Secret that I had ordered for work... <.< >.>

They are an old school board member and have been around since like forever or at least since the first run of 'Fullmetal Alchemist' .

Bumps, used for comedy purposes on FCL as well as a guest human ages ago, random mention on a few of the programs. Hell, they have one of my bras hanging on the wall of one of the studios. I am a horrible thorn in everyones' side. But I also have chocolates so it usually balances out. Also, go hoam, u drunk