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katt_goddess

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  1. Coca-Cola. It's cheaper, you can wire an entire room of small children on a 12 pack without having to worry they'll be sucking lint out of the carpet later.
  2. They can smell your fear and loser-ness. It smells like skunked PBR and skid.
  3. Hot soak if possible. Hot shower if not. Hot pulse shower aimed mostly at the back of the neck if you are a lucky enough bastard to have that option. Relax those muscles.
  4. Depending on the day, time of day, and level of boredom... a preschool classroom on all-you-can-eat pixie sticks and Coke day.
  5. Red flag right there. Love is not violence. He and mommy and his butt-buddy got ta go. -.-;
  6. But they got back in. So there's a good possibility that they might be thinking of ways to stay in the next time there's a medical issue. If there is another medical issue and y'all can kick them out again, change the locks and box whatever crap is theirs so they have zero reason to be in the house again. And don't let them in without police supervision on premises. If he makes it into the will, you still have a couple of options. One is attempt to prove the will was written or changed to include him [and / or any of his family and friends] under duress. The other is proving she is / was incompis mentis - of unsound mind.
  7. I've read about this sort of thing happening. I think it was in some case law crap or something. Basically someone, usually younger, moves in with someone, usually older and there are often medical concerns or the potential for medical concerns. Eventually you end up with more people connected to the younger person either moving in too or becoming extremely close to the original person. The original person either ends up writing that person into the lease or will or whatever or something occurs where the original person ends up disappearing, dying, or ending up for an extended period in a hospital or home to recover and the person who moved in takes over. Different states have different laws when it comes to squatters but the longer someone has been living in a place, the harder it is to get them out. The eviction process in ND itself allows for no less than 30 full days after notice before an actual allowable action can be taken. And that's just the rental side of things. So-called significant others that are together until something bad happens are a whole other kettle of fish.
  8. Whatever route you go, get them out of her house. Immediately. It sounds like they are setting things up for a squatter situation where something is going to happen to your aunt and there will be all these other people already living in the home who are all related to each other or close friends with each other. By the time you can get them legally evicted, they'll have completely trashed the place and made it unlivable for anyone else just because they can.
  9. Everyone no matter the gender had to take both Home Ec. and Shop in my high school. Everyone had to learn to sew something tasty and turn an innocent piece of wood into a pile of sawdust. But you would have loved Speech / Drama. There was exactly one dude in that class.
  10. And then you stroke your beard some in deep contemplation. And smell weird pee hand for the rest of the day from your beard. O.<
  11. You changed her territory without her consent. The name tag changed it's visual appeal. She's going to pee on that chair. If she has a closet in her room, she's probably already peeing on the shoes in it. :barf:
  12. GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!
  13. I'm seriously considering it if for no other reason than I keep putting it off. My last book only really took a month to knock out and I'm sure I can do much better now. Back then, everything was rough draft pencil on paper before borrowing a college computer for the arcs and finals. I HAVE a frickin computer now. :D
  14. You really don't want to be friends with my microbes. They don't all have names yet. -.-;
  15. 60+ mph gusts here. I'm waiting for the local tiny dog people to try walking their mutts by my window. I want to see poodles fly.
  16. Gotta mark your territory before someone else does.
  17. Is it set for only 5-letter words or does it have a high variable or both lower and higher? I've never played that system so I have no idea. Still weird but also kinda funny in a sad sort of way. :catsmile
  18. Well...at least it was in her room? ::]::
  19. You know how Mochi can porn up an already naked Sonic? Basically that. I anthromorphed an ant and added lingerie.
  20. You can usually find ant farm kits at hobby stores. You buy the kit and send a postcard in, they then send you the ants for your farm. Life expectancy is hit and miss with them - they usually end up escaping. But you will at least get live ants for the short term in a kid friendly kit. Back on the boards when Merrill fell butt-first on a fire ant hill, a bunch of people from the boards sent him ant farms for the hell of it. I painted the set up and added a bunch of rhinestones and renamed it 'the PlayAnt Mansion' complete with a horrible centerfold of a half-nekid ant. >
  21. I saw that on the news earlier. He lived a long and fruitful life but it still sucks.
  22. But how can you say no to this fuzzy face? --> :catsad
  23. Buy me one too? :catsmile
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