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Look up a tutorial on 'Swan Neck' for selfies. There's got to be one out there, there are tutorials for everything else on the planet. It helps kill the double-feature chin that appears on poor selfies. Do not go 'Duck Lips' though, it's played out and stupid. Most people look like they've been hit in the face with a sock full of bees. Or bullheads. They have bitch-stingers too and are more than happy to use them. Frickin' Dollar Tree. They have make-up, it's cheap so you aren't out massive amounts while trying things out and it's still functional. Simple eyeliner and some gloss with a hint of tint because you don't know what color works for you otherwise you'd have tried lipstick by now anyway. It'll draw attention to the eyes most, lips slightly second due to the coloring, and away from jawlines and double-features. And bare in mind that all this advice is coming from someone who has only really posted their cleavage because they hate taking pics but do like annoying the bloody hell out of people and who also does do a lot of weird things with make-up for the focusing effects but not necessarily glamour shots.

Salt On Snail. The epic game of finding snail, adding salt.

Look for the overpriced pillow fort.

I got punished for everything and anything. Apparently the idea was if I got the shit beat out of me for the things my siblings did, they wouldn't do those things anymore. It just made them do more stuff because it wasn't like it hurt them any until I could heal up enough to hit them. Which would lead to another beating because they 'didn't do anything' . I existed to be beaten until protective services removed me. And now they have to deal with a needy-greedy aging parent all by themselves.

Why do I have so much shit for a weekend trip? I started the con packing today in order to get everything figured out. I keep coming up with that 'one more thing' crap. Much like the mouth slit in an old Batman mask, it's maddening.

*locks thread *snort

He's not the rancid tuna-pocket I had to deal with all day today. Board dramas that flare up while I'm off and heat and humidity that make all my bones hurt don't help though. All the bones. I think I'm growing extra bones just so they can hurt too. 15 days until I can AC until my nips frost over.

It was one of those days where I just feel like playing in traffic blindfolded. Slowly crawl through the drama that apparently blew up after I dragged my headachy ass to bed last night and still feel like playing in traffic blindfolded. Read pooh's erotic fan-fiction...where's my blindfold? >.<

One piece away from a complete costume. Because I hate pantyhose and only have the white ones from the Officer Jenny outfit. I need dark grey ones for this horror masterpiece.

Disco is custom. She doesn't appear to half-arse anything and would take the time to figure out how to make a functional beard sack that doesn't look like it escaped from a poolside party at the old folks home. This was the best pic I could find in a quick google search. But now people that didn't know know they exist. Mission accomplished. Also, back to actual topic. Selfie! In like 3 weeks anyway...

One size fits YOUR MOM. It's just easier to figure out a basic size that will fit the most people. So everyone gets the feedbag option to keep safe and keep the chin scrubbies. Except ZZ Top. They get HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY.

Face masks for beards are a legit thing now...

For the record, unless my brain was filling in the blanks automatically, they forgot to bleep an f-bomb and I almost snorted ice cream through my nose because of it. It was one of the points where Harley kept claiming that Batman f-s bats. It was such a quick quip that I think it slipped past the censors unintentionally. But I don't have a DVR or Tivo so it was just me live-watching a Harley Quinn swear festival. ** Nerd Alert ** Nerd Alert ** Don't claim you weren't warned that it's a Nerd Alert ** [ also spoiler tagging it because maybe there are people who don't know this and should have the option to skip it for now ] I...know a bit about the early Harley. <.< >.> The paper on the bottom is there to cover my name. This is from 1993. It's one of the first original pencil and ink sketches of Harley Quinn from DC Comics. I also have a copy of just the penciled version somewhere that shows all the various markings done to note what needs to be done where with the inking which is kind of cool too. It's like having the before and after shots of a panel.

That shit is collectibles. Touch my tribble-in-a-can and die.

I will attempt to watch as much as I can until I pass out. Because that's what i do on Saturdays and that's why I binged 'Black Clover' on Crunchyroll - cuz of the passing out.

Find the Blue Key and not be an economy bag of sugar-free Haribo gummi bears for an entire year.

He hasn't posted since like Tuesday for a reason.

I'm not to argue with the Popeye. I've heard it's like dealing with Candyman only instead of bees, you sense the green moist of incoming pain.

Elohim as a vague translation is a plural containing both genders at the same time. That's all I got but it's a great way to shut fundies up for a bit.

Save up and try for Dragon Con. In the future when there are fan tables again because trawling fan tables for free shit is half the fun. Plus, only place for the People's Republic of Venture table. Next year is going to be stupid crazy if the booths are back because everyone is going to have overflow swags from 2+ years of antsy creativity. And Dragon Con because it's both huge as hell but it's not Industry, it's fan. So the only thing keeping you from getting into a particular panel is the room filling up, not because half the seats need to be reserved for some sunglass-wearing pud that's going to talk on their phone the entire time if they even show up.

Welp, it's official. While Dragon Con is still live with mask mandates and audience capping for those attending and streaming channels for those who can't attend physically but still want to enjoy panels, there won't be any fan tables this year. On the plus side, I'll probably have all my holiday shopping done by Friday at that rate since I won't be manning a booth and will be able to check out whatever merchants manage to set up shop in the new spread. On the negative, I have like thousands of swags in my apartment which may end up going into labeled boxes for next year when I was really looking forward to unloading them. Hell, I have a batch of stuff in resin mode in the kitchen right now.

Next year is going to be a big one for the One Ring people at Dragon Con if fan tables are possible again. So much potential hype for the series. The Venture table has been by the One Ring table for years now and they are absolute pips.

It's too hot and too smoky to do much of anything before the life gets zapped right out. I still have about 50 tacks to complete in a design that I've only worked out in my head, a costume that is still missing parts because the store I wanted to check for shoes had a massive employee uprising, some alterations on the parts I do have, and I still need to map out packing all this shit into two bags and making them look like they don't weigh 100 pounds each. I'm usually done by August 1st with all this crap just so I have an entire month of padding for change-of-plans. Just so tired. And when I went to even touch the suitcase, the kitten gave such a look. She's going to poop on the carpet tonight, I just know it.

May 3, 1935 - July 28, 2021 The only dude that I would trust if he said he could make cigarettes not smell.

Absolutely not. I still get DVDs of movies because I never get to the theater. But if anyone is absolutely in it for the now-now, it looks like its 'free viewing' [ mini commercials happen, I just belch at them ] on the desktop app. It's on my list of things to watch if it doesn't reappear on Toonami. And potentially even if it does - I finally just shotgunned the rest of 'Black Clover' because I keep falling asleep during the run. I'll still try to stay up but now I don't feel bad if I pass out before the commercial break. It's quite possible that any show that aires at that time frame will end up getting watched in spurts on Crunchyroll just to keep up with it.